rawn wrote:

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what has this to do with immigration?, may be you should find a better scientific term to use. But this is just a way of controlling pets.

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Sir, Madam or Whatever,

If you have a better scientific term, please chonde use it yourself. Am neither in the world of scientific authership nor compiling scientific encyclopedia. I dont see any problem using word 'immigration' in my headline. Later in your life, you will learn that sometimes its unnecessary to quarrel over trival issues.

I dont know where you missed the connection. But the story looks straight forward to me: Involuntary migration of african, asian reptiles to america and how they are blamed for survival.

Here is the clue: Immigration is migration and means relocation, exodus, resettlement, movement etc. Ukanakhala wodekha mtima, you could have corralated the headline and the story. Tell Abre that I need no extra education to figure out simple stuff like these. Tell him that its you, who can best benefit from his advice.  

abre les ojos wrote:

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I agree. But it is obvious that you lack any type of "smart". You cannot make a simple coherent point of any substance at all. You simply do not make any sense.

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For the first time in my living memory, you have atleast agreed with me. I dont know what we're agreeing on, but I will let it be, incase its typing error. Anakakhala matenda, bwenzi kuti amwako ka phala.

Am more concerned with the second part of your posting. Am pretty sure, he who said, send a thief to catch a thief, knew what he was saying. You need to be smart yourself to identify a smart ass.

I dont think, if you were smart yourself, would be agreeing with Rawn about the connection of my headline and the news paper story above. A dude who only associate the word "immigration" with his/her own illegal status. He/she who freaks-out at the mention of the word 'immigration' on tv. A dude who will let pass wiping his/her own ass, because Larry King mentioned something about "immigration" on CNN

And the dude, who you assessed as:

Endangered Species: Blacks

abre les ojos wrote:

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Ignore him.

He's one of those people (like Ayatollah) who periodically emerge from their sewer to air some worthless opinion, start an argument, and when it gets too hot disappear again.

Simple fact. You're not smart yourself, therefore you gat limited judgement to valuate or assess me. Taking into consideration our past history on this forumn, there will always be a predisposition in your appraisal of me. One thing, I have proved you being opposing, ambiguous and inconsistent with evidence. So if you feel I dont make sense, show me proof, otherwise let other pple be the judges.

 

A Firstbendman!

 mwatinyoza inde tamva koma its not worth to barr some one to give his opinion on your topic. Although sometime Abre called me I come and disappear thats what I am and it does not mean I do not follow what ever happens on this forum.

You have tried to lecture me on the term Immigration but am still not satisfied with the way you have used the word in your topic. According to my understanding the word "immigrate" means--to migrate or move into a country with the intention of settling in it. On the other hand "Immigrant" is the one who migrates. Immigration its just a noun

What you should know is that these animals did not go there voluntary to settle but were taken by some one who tampered with their normal environment of living. These people are now failing to control these pets. On the other hand these animals did not find themselves the way you found yourself where everyou are  but they were forced. What I found absurd is only the way how Immigration laws can be used to control the pets from hunting. After all the owners of these pets are to blame. 

To make your life simple, you can just call all snakes, lizards, the squids, pythons,abongololo, mavu, tortoise, baboons, monkeys, elephants, hyenas, lions, orangutans and all animals being kept in the zoo or being kept as pets IMMIGRANTS so that you can apply the immgration laws.

TELL ABRE THAT I HAVE GONE BACK TO THE  SEWER TO EAT HIS **** AND CONDOMS

Madala

Am not responsible for your happiness, so if you think my postings are not funny (and I have heard it a million times) then stop reading them. You dont need to be a genius to know this. I have never forced anybody to read my posting.

And if you doubt me being funny in chichewa, then translate to chichewa. If you dont know chichewa, then do first thing first - learn chichewa or as I have said it before: Stay off my postings.

I understand that sometime through translation, we lose absurdity, but a joke is a joke regardless, especially if you have sense of humor. Manyi wonukha ndi wonukha basi olo atuluke bwanji.

But trust me, somebody somewhere enjoys the humor and learn the lessons behind. The good thing: Its only web, so we dont see and know each other.

abre les ojos wrote:

Example from you...

They should have asked why africans dont keep wild animals as pets. They should count themselves lucky - After stay in captive, these reptiles lose their nature hunting skills. Next time, I go to Africa, I will bring mambas or cobras and set them free immediately.

Now what on earth are you talking about???

My Answer:

If you had time to read the story in the Tribune, you would know what am talking about. Sometimes you should learn to read stuff as they appear. If I say africans dont keep wild animals as pets - It means just that. But if you wanna know why, then thats another chapter. You always bring debate within debate and create a loop of debates and kumadziwona ngati ndi iwe wa nzeru.  

abre les ojos wrote:

Before that you wrote...

They make it as if American python feast on hamburgers, macaroni and cheese or soul food.[i/]

Now I usually don't pick through people's postings like this but you don't seem to have knowledge of anything at all to debate on wildlife.

My Answer

Since you dont have sense of humor, its hard to see my point. But one thing which is clear, I wasnt going into details of wildlife. I understand why you dont pick through pples posting, otherwise I see you 'copy and paste' the whole furum. But remember, you can only debate if you know what the other guy is saying.

abre les ojos wrote:

Observe...

Ask our own Scientist Abre. He will apply Charles Darwin's theories of Evolution. This survival or predominance problems will be sorted out by revolution. The lazy ass american birds and mammals will develop skills and tactics of defending themselves from extinction. I guess, they will start producing poisonous gas, before african reptiles resort in wearing gas masks.

Of course you had to find an excuse to mention me. And if this is supposed to be humour, it isn't funny. Survival predominance problem sorted by REVOLUTION? WHAT???

Drugs and ignorance are a fatal combination dude! Now if you add a lack of education to that you get yourself.

My Answer

Again, lacking sense of humor is the key here. On the second part, you have left out 'or' between 'survival' and 'predominance' from my original posting - changing the whole meaning. But the last time I checked in the dictionary, the meaning of 'survival' is still continued existence, and 'predominance' still means supremarcy, power or control. And 'sort' still means arrange, organize or separate. Going further, I checked with Wikipedia and I found out that a revolution (from Late Latin revolutio which means "a turn around") is a significant change that usually occurs in a relatively short period of time.

I leave the rest to you to figure out - Go read again, you will understand my point. If its the language which you have problem with, then you are not the best person to point fingers. I have heard well educated pple like doctors, professors messing up the queens language, but its does not change their thinking capability. English is just another lingua franca - Like a game of soccer, some are good at it than others. Although linguistics is not my strong part (and I have never said so), but its not my weak part either. Trust me, I have done a lot with English language to win admiration of well educated pple, examiners, professors and employers. I have contested and came out the best interviewee. There is time for fun and time for serious business and I always know how and when to drive a wedge between.

Quotes:

"When one door is closed, many more is open". This is Bob Marley, world renowned reggea muscian.

"Chirwa, Mwale, Phiri and Chipendo, both of you come here", said our English Grammer teacher (a graduate of university of Malawi), summoning me and other three friends for final review of English Grammer papers, before final exams. We all passed well, and went for tertiary education.

 

rawn wrote:

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Basi Zatha amwene ndagonja may be I am the one who is confused but still I AM WHAT I AM NO BODY TEACHES ME HISTORY.

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Hey, Rawn!!!!

On the above posting, I was answering to Abre thats why you are seeing 'abre les ojos wrote' everywhere. I wasnt teaching you history. Your turn is coming.

When I was in Std Seven at H.H.I primary School, I provoked one dude, because of my bad jokes. He threatened and warned that he was going to beat me up after classes. But after make inquires, he learned that ndimalimba nazo zibakela and ndewu inali kudya kwanga. He turned around and came with another plan - Few minutes before class, he wrote a note, saying that he has forgiven me, because akuwopa kuti andipweteka. I never bought his story. I wrote him back and begged him not to forgive me. I asked him to meet under "mtengo wa chakwanu leka". Like any wise man, he vanished after class and took some days off school.  

Before we call it quit, I need to be heard too.

 

rawn wrote:  

A Firstbendman!  mwatinyoza inde tamva koma its not worth to barr some one to give his opinion on your topic. Although sometime Abre called me I come and disappear thats what I am and it does not mean I do not follow what ever happens on this forum.

 

My apologies for kunyoza - It was 'medication error'. I thought I was dealing with those cases which needs heavy dosage.

 

rawn wrote:

You have tried to lecture me on the term Immigration but am still not satisfied with the way you have used the word in your topic. According to my understanding the word "immigrate" means--to migrate or move into a country with the intention of settling in it. On the other hand "Immigrant" is the one who migrates. Immigration its just a noun.

 

I agree with you on "noun and verb" stuff. But a word does not lose its meaning, because it has been used as a noun (word that serve as a subject) or verb (word that denotes action). For grammar purpose, we use these nouns, verbs and adjectives.

 

What is clear is that these reptiles migrated (relocated, exodus, resettled, moved etc) to US. And after reading the tribune story, we learned that it was Involuntary migration - Came here as pets, therefore there was no intention of going back to original places. In other cases, animals migrate voluntary and temporary, and sometimes voluntary and permanent to seek food and what so ever.This process of animals migrating (involuntary or voluntary) is immigration.

 

The wildlife commissioner is try to establish laws that will limit these movements or immigration (migration) of animals. They sighted killing native mammals and bird as a reason. So, I don’t see why these laws cannot be Immigration Laws.

  

rawn wrote:  

What you should know is that these animals did not go there voluntary to settle but were taken by some one who tampered with their normal environment of living. These people are now failing to control these pets. On the other hand these animals did not find themselves the way you found yourself wherever you are but they were forced.

 

I agree with the above points, but basically youre just repeating or summarizing the whole Tribune story. You could have saved time by just copying and paste. I never disputed any of that. And I sarcastically said, thats why Africans don’t keep wildlife animals as pets.

 

rawn wrote:   

What I found absurd is only the way how Immigration laws can be used to control the pets from hunting. After all the owners of these pets are to blame.

 

If its about the connection of my headline and the Tribune story, then I have already answered that. But if you want my opinion, then I would say: Immigration laws cannot stop these animals from hunting (if these animals are already here), but the law can stop or limit their moving to US. If the law can stop migration or limit it, then no more hunting or minimal hunting respectively. One way is to deal with the pple who bring these animals here.

 

rawn wrote:

To make your life simple, you can just call all snakes, lizards, the squids, pythons,abongololo, mavu, tortoise, baboons, monkeys, elephants, hyenas, lions, orangutans and all animals being kept in the zoo or being kept as pets IMMIGRANTS so that you can apply the immgration laws.

 

If these animals you mentioned above migrated, I will best call them migrants. But "Immigration Laws" will not change. May be you can say: Migration Laws (which is the same as Immigration Laws).

 

rawn wrote:    

TELL ABRE THAT I HAVE GONE BACK TO THE  SEWER TO EAT HIS **** AND CONDOMS

 

Uthenga siulemela. Wafika umenewu. I need a favor too. Tell this Yi Ching Msowoya, whose posting was deleted earlier, because he thought he was being funny by cursing, that its not time to laugh yet. I mean the I Ching Botomani who failed to explain to this forum "How he separates religion from God"…. Yes, Yi Jing Kwataine, who spend most of his time "googling" stuff and dump them on this forum, thinking thats smart…... I mean the same Yi King Gondolosi, who think he is a scientist after reading 3 pages of a science fiction book….. The man who contradicts himself all the time. I mean, the man who doesn’t know when he is losing debate. Who flip flop like John Kelly... The man, I have made his life miserable since I joined this forum… A man who thought anthu a pa forum pano ndi opusa.

guevara wrote:

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Hmm,this is a real case.i blame your education system,more especially you.because some people went through the same system BUT can express themselves.i reckon you find it hard to express yourself where ever you are,and i bet you mistake R's with L's.You must be those people who try to sound american,but ends up sounding like your true self.(****)(Mbuzi)

YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER SKIPPED COMPOSITION CLASSES!Do you make presentations where you work?or you just load trucks?

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Just because you have written more than your usual two sentences, all you are  thinking now is composition. Please!!!! There is nothing about composition, here. Mbuli ya kumadzulo!!! May ukanane za Comprehension, zikanamveka pang'ono. You gat a long way to start think independently. Just be your self, honey. .....ndi tomato.

What presentation can you make, other than agreeing on anything without even elaborating. Mr Yes Sir!!!!

Youre not the first person to attack my style. But I have this for you..........

My style depict my character. Am romantic, affectionate and indulgent. I gratify my partner, before I satisfy myself. On the other hand, am vicious like a python and I torture, suffocate, crash bones and finally swallow

Becareful siiwe babe, so you gat only one route........ Nde umandinyansaso ndikale

abre les ojos wrote:

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I don't think that is funny. In fact it isn't even a case of humour lost in translation. It's simply not funny. It doesn't make any sense either. Like Guevara said. It is really not your education to blame it is you personally.

You simply express yourself poorly in English.

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When did describing ones characters supposed to be funny? I think you need to check in yourself into mental facility you was in last time.

I know I have accused you of lacking sense of humur, but it doesnot mean everything coming out of me is funny. Work on your "sense of judgement" this time. 

This is a million and one times to hear about me being unfunny. But am not going to tell you to stay off my postings this time. The more youre unhappy because am unfunny, the more it makes me feel good.