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Samora


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Is it just me or has anyone noticed that people are easily offended these days. There are certain things you cant say about black people, white people, Asians and so forth. It also occured to me that in today's world of being politically correct, one group keeps getting neglected.WOMEN. Thats right, you all know you casually use the words bitch, whore and so forth. For all who want to make a change and aid in the women's rights movement, the following list has been compiled for you.


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 2004 version


1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.

3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.

4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.

6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.

8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.

9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.

10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

11. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.

12. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.



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Mr President!


You should have had this entry checked prior to posting. We are loosing 60% of the electorate!Yours truly,


Special Advisor.



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Samora


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There is also a "politically correct way to talk about men" section that goes with that. (Warning: this may offend some)


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.



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>2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.



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>3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.



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>4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.



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>5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS



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>6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN! DRUNK -He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.



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7. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.



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>8. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED



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9. He is not HORNY - He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.



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>10. It's not his crack you see hanging out of his pants....It is MALE CLEAVAGE.



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So Sorry Mr President. The  special advisor spoke too soon. My apologies.... 

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That is funny Samora!


I do not know if you guys have heard about this one. Since Black Americans are called African-American,  whites are now called European-Americans. Trust me people are practicing this one! 



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Unfortunately, when I first posted the "politically correct" posting I forgot to include the men's section and that might have led some to believe that Samora was nothing more than a male with "swine empathy". So I would just like to state that I am not a sexist and I do not condone any of the suggestions/ideas in the first posting.Just a mere lapse in judgement but its all good. Alright then, now that I have taken care of that I think I'll head over to the gym to work on removing my "liquid grain storage facility". For some weird reason my "Sexually Extroverted European American Low cost provider" wants me to get back into shape and become the incredibly sexy beast that I used to be before I started to get "Accidentally horizontal"


Samora


U.S. Undisputed weightlifting champion and Bad Boys Crew Bouncer. 



-- Edited by Samora at 17:39, 2004-08-24

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