NO speak English
There was this Asian lady married to an American man and they lived in Honolulu .
 
The poor lady was not very proficient in english language, but managed to communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
 
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy a leg of mutton She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.

The butcher got the message and the lady went home with mutton legs.
 
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.
Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
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What were you thinking? Ha! Ha! Ha! 

Helloooooooooo, her husband speaks English!!