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Mboba · Member

Men men men

abuhakim · Senior Member

BOMBA wrote:

Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece

Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract

Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.

What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.

What did God say after creating man?
I can do so much better

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
Four guys watching a football game.

What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?
Sex.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up

How do you save a man from drowning?
Take your foot off his head

Why are men so bad at sex and driving?
Because the bastards always pull out with no thought of who else might be coming.

Why are most jokes so short?
So men can remember them

What a bigotry you are!

Mchawa

Mboba · Member

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.

We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the jar open.