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Originally posted by: plato042002
"SOMEONE PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT THIS MONKEY IS TALKING ABOUT???? FIRST OF ALL I DID NOT INCLUDE MONKEYS ON THIS TOPIC, SO PLEASE STAY OUT OF IT!!!!!!! YOU CAN SAY WHATEVER YOU WANT, YOUR OPINION DOESN'T COUNT, YOU ARE A NOBODY, REMEMBER THAT!!!!!!!!"

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METHIKS THE BITCH DOTH PROTEST TOO MUCH!!!!  SHALL WE DIG DEEPER???? CHANGE SWEETHEART, THAT'S THE ONLY WAY.  WHAT DO YA MEAN 'STAY OUT OF IT'? IF AM A NOBODY, I WONDER WHAT THAT MAKES YOU???? A SUPER NOBODY????!!!!! GALU WAMKULU KNOWS GALU WAMNG'ONO!!!!  ARE YOU BRIGHT ENOUGH?!!

WHAT AM I TALKIN ABOUT? YOU,SUGAR. BE CONSTRUCTIVE & CREATIVE!!   DON'T DO HISTORY. IF YOU AINT GOT NOTHING TO WRITE ABOUT, LEAVE THE DEAD ALONE. DO UR THANG & BE REAL ABOUT IT!!!!    TRUTH HURTS BUT YOU GOTTA ACCEPT IT!!!!

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Originally posted by: plato042002
" THIS FOOL CAN'T EVEN MAKE A SENSE IN A SETENCE, WHAT AM I DOING WASTING TIME WITH YOU, UNLIKE YOU, I DIDN'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL TO POLISH MY ENGLISH, MY PARENTS HAD ENOUGH MONEY TO AFFORD SENDING ME TO A PRIVATE SCHOOL, GO AHEAD DIG DEEPER, AND YES, I AM A BITCH!!!! A BAD ONE TOO..... NOTHING YOU SAY IS GOING TO HURT ME, I HAVE HEARD IT ALL..... SO TRY HARDER NEXT TIME..... YOU ARE SUCH A JOKE..... ARE YOU THE SHORT SKINNY GUY I SAW AROUND THE CORNER WEARING SOME STONE WASH JEANS WITH SUSPENDERS??????? ARE YOU????? LOL "

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Plato, you are full of cheap talk. You went to a private school, so what? Ife zikutikhuza? Kapena titani, tinyenyeke?

I agree with you all guys (Mbambadi & Observer). This chick just want some fifteen minute fame. Me for once, ain't ashamed to say that I once worked as a Nurses Assistant and guess who I worked with, ofcourse retarted people like Plato and with my experience you need to sometimes ignore them otherwise they will give you unnecessary headache. So my advise to all you guys, don't respond to her anymore and trust me she will eventually stop. Plato I hope you are on medication cos I can see your condition deteriorating if you are left untreated for a long time. That means the money the government spent on your fees at "private school" went down the drain. Please do something with your condition Mami, we understand your situation, you didn't choose to be how you are and please know that we all love you. I can recommend some good rehab centers, just holla atcha nigga, aight?

PEACE OUT!!!!!!!!!! 

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Originally posted by: plato042002
" HA !!!!!HA !!!!HA!!!!, VERY FUNNY!!! UNFORTUNATELY NONE OF MY PARENTS WORKED FOR THE GOVERNMENT, THEY WERE EDUCATED, SECOND, I AM NOT STILL IN SCHOOL, I WAS DONE YEARS AGO. WHAT EVER YOU SAY MAN!!!! LIKE I SAID YOU COULD SAY THOSE THINGS IN MY FACE AND I WOULD PROBABLY LAUGH ALOUD, ITS ALL FUNNY TO ME, TAKE YOUR SKINNY SHORT ASS SOMEWHERE ELSE, AND REMEMBER YOU CAN CURSE ME, CALL ME NAMES, DO WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO DO,DON'T BOTHER ME, I DON'T EVEN CARE..... SO NEXT??????"

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Listen up young lady, what do you  mean when you say "None of my parents worked for the Government, they were educated". First and foremost, may your parents rest in peace. Second, please understand the most educated people in Malawi work for the Government. Government is the largest employer of College Graduates in Malawi and most of them are sponsored to proceed their studies to Masters and others Phd's. The Academic Bouncer does not care who your parents are and how educated they were like you put because he is not insecure himself. Be advised that the Academic Bouncer, like the name stipulates, is highly qualified even though he never had a silver spoon in his mouth. He is what you call a self made man who is also proud of his humble biginnings.

In case you need evidence, go and ask people at Ekwendeni Primary School, Kamuzu Academy, Chancellor College, London School of Economics, and Harvard where the Academic Bouncer has pounced distinctions and Magna Cum Laude time and again.  I am not hating on you because you were born in a family with a few money like you would like for us to believe. I just find it suspect that someone born into money would be preaching to the world as such. To me, I think families money may be too young than that of the rich Malawians as we know them unless you tell me that you are a daughter of Khondowe, Makhumula, Muluzi, Kamuzu Banda, Chenda Mkandawire, Gotani. If you do not answer to the above names, then you ain't **** like you claim. Note that the above listed people, do not work for someone like your late parents did.

It's great that your parent's strived to send you to Private School where you were spoon fed and did not pick up any good manners in life. Listen, ife takhala tikuposa anthu ngati inu Mkalasi since we were born. I remember the few kids who made it to University of Malawi who struggled like crazy at UNIMA. Most were either weeded or ended up kutenga Ma courses ozizira just so they can get a degree. Unfortunately, most of them have failed achieve what their parents would have hoped for because the kids were busy tukumu! tukumu! thinking that their parents who were doing well then would always be there to hold their hands. Go to Namiwawa, Area 47, Area 12, Sunny Side and see how many people who grew up there would manage to rent or own a home there. Most people who live in these areas are people who came from humble beginnings and worked hard to make something out of themselves. Funny how life works huh!

Academik Bauleni

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Originally posted by: plato042002
"YEAH!!! YEAH!!! YEAH!!!! WHATEVER MAN.... BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT, GOT NO TIME TO ARGUE WITH YOU, I MENTIONED MY BACKGROUND COZ SOME FOOL SAID I WENT TO COLLEGE TO POLISH MY ENGLISH, OTHERWISE WHO I AM, DON'T HAVE TO PROVE NOTHING TO ANYBODY, ESPECIALLY YOU MY FRIEND, SO GO AHEAD, ASSUME WHATEVER YOU WANT..... I AM DONE WITH THIS NONSENSE, ITS GETTING OLD........"

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First and foremost, let's make this clear. The Akademik B is not your friend as quoted above. Secondly, I personally do not take this as an argument. My initial email did not intend to hurt your feelings in any way whatsoever. My only intention was to point out the level of ignorance and myopia as exhibited in your posting. I am sure you have seen my points and hence the reason you have responded with such resignation. I hope that in future you will refrain from embarassing yourself or making a fool out of yourself by avoiding making such unguided and misleading statements.

Akademik Bauleni

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Originally posted by: plato042002
"DON'T GET AHEAD OF YOURSELF HERE, JUST BECAUSE YOU STRUGGLED TO PUT YOURSELF THROUGH SCHOOL, DOESN'T MEAN EVERYBODY DID, AND LETS SAY FOR A MINUTE MY PARENTS WORKED FOR THE GOVERNMENT LIKE YOU SAID, WHO CARES...... THAT'S IRRELAVANT. JUST BECAUSE I AM DONE WITH THIS TOPIC DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE SEEN YOUR POINT, SO DON'T GET THAT MIXED UP. ALSO CAN I REMIND YOU THAT CLEANING TOILETS AT HAVARD DOESN'T COUNT....... OTHERWISE I AM DONE WITH THIS TOPIC AND IF YOU WANT TO GO ON, YOU GO RIGHT AHEAD, I GOT A REPORT TO TURN IN FOR WORK BEFORE 5PM...... ADIOS."

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Be advised that the Akademik Bouncer has never struggled to put himself through School. Out of all the Schools I have attended, my parents only paid for my Primary education. As far as I can remember, I have been on Scholarships since my Secondary School days at the then branded Eton of Africa through all my degrees because of my intellectual prowess. Yes, I came from humble beginnings but that does not translate to the fact that I struggled to put myself through School. Reading through your postings, I can smell that you probably never even graduated from College. If at all you did, it may have been some third class no name University. Your impudence reflects your ignorance and your temper shows that you can not handle a reasonable debate. Stop making a fool out of yourself and go back and go through your postings. I suspect you probably write drunk and most of what you write is incoherent and lacks a lot to be desired for a learned person as you claim to be. Stop embarassing yourself and please shut the **** up indeed. You keep trumpling over yourself like a little kid. Are you not the one who said your parents were educated hence did not work for the Government? Now what are you trying to say saying your parents worked for the government? Which is which?Shame on you and shame on your deceased parents. I should not have wasted my time with you because you don't seem to know whether you are going or coming. You are pathetic.

Akademik Bouncer

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Originally posted by: plato042002
" HA !!!!!HA !!!!HA!!!!, VERY FUNNY!!! UNFORTUNATELY NONE OF MY PARENTS WORKED FOR THE GOVERNMENT, THEY WERE EDUCATED, SECOND, I AM NOT STILL IN SCHOOL, I WAS DONE YEARS AGO. WHAT EVER YOU SAY MAN!!!! LIKE I SAID YOU COULD SAY THOSE THINGS IN MY FACE AND I WOULD PROBABLY LAUGH ALOUD, ITS ALL FUNNY TO ME, TAKE YOUR SKINNY SHORT ASS SOMEWHERE ELSE, AND REMEMBER YOU CAN CURSE ME, CALL ME NAMES, DO WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO DO,DON'T BOTHER ME, I DON'T EVEN CARE..... SO NEXT??????"

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This is exactly what I am talking about. You must have missed your English Grammar lessons. Let me School you a little. Read the quote above.  You clearly state that, "None of your parents worked for the Government, they were educated." I repeat, "they were educated." In English, it is criminal for you to say "they were educated" when you are referring to someone who is alive. You can never take a persons education away hence if your parents are alive and they indeed went to School, the proper way to say it would be that, "My parents are educated." You are certainly doing your parents a disfavor by saying that they were educated. What happened to them now? Are they not still educated? Save your broken English to yourself. You are ignorant and you keep trampling all over yourself like a crown.