Trendy Trucks

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plato042002 · Veteran Member

TRENDY TRUCK GOT HIT BY A TRUCK WHILE HE WAS ATTEMPTING TO BUY A PHONY

GREEN CARD....... HE WILL BE SHIPPED BACK TO DEDZA WHERE HE BELONGS......

Samora · Newbie

Was the Green card comment supposed to be a joke? If it was supposed to be a joke then let me be the first to commend you on your originality because no one has ever cracked a joke like that before (or have they?hmmmm). Good job plato.

TrendyTrucks · Newbie

TT is alive and kicking, ofcourse not surprised by the popular demand, thats how we be! I have hired Bandawe in Lilongwe to consult on my behalf to those in dire need of expert advice on how to get ziphaso. My fee is only $200 non-refundable per consultation, so far we've had more than 500 clients. Out of the 500, only 10 have managed to get their Ziphaso. We only charge $100 for second time consulting clients. Most of your relatives who want to escape poverty in Malawi will have to pay me and Bandawe $200 before they come here. Too bad they end up doing ma-double with no time for friends in this land of the free.

No, No, No, we mwana, TT is not dancing Nyau like a kang'wing'wi in DEZA! TT is rolling in the Metrapolitan, still thugging. Where my hoes at? I miss dem crazy chiks!

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