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Kapoloma has finally passed on. He was known for using his private Jet with no fuel consumption which could run at a speed of “nenawekha” per second. The guy could go to London or everywhere in a second. Where does that lives Atcheya, Sali m`madzi? If his charms becomes powerless where is he going to renew them? Even though the first Mfiti was first discovered in UK, but that didn’t stop him from being the first person fly on day broad light in front of a gathering. He claimed he taught and supplied zithumwa to Ngwazi (osati wapafolamuyu ayi). You could ride a bike and pass Kapoloma on the way, but he will be the first person to arrive wherever you two are going! He was a living Harry Potters Tale.


 


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abuhakim wrote:



He claimed he taught and supplied zithumwa to Ngwazi (osati wapafolamuyu ayi).  





Abuhakim,


You are very funny,I like this one,ha!ha!ha!



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myth as well eti!!!!!! Ha Ha Ha!!!

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E!E!E! koma iwe, akukumvatu i remember he used to be paying a visit those who underestimated him when he was alive! just kidding


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abuhakim wrote:



Kapoloma has finally passed on. He was known for using his private Jet with no fuel consumption which could run at a speed of “nenawekha” per second. The guy could go to London or everywhere in a second. Where does that lives Atcheya, Sali m`madzi? If his charms becomes powerless where is he going to renew them? Even though the first Mfiti was first discovered in UK, but that didn’t stop him from being the first person fly on day broad light in front of a gathering. He claimed he taught and supplied zithumwa to Ngwazi (osati wapafolamuyu ayi). You could ride a bike and pass Kapoloma on the way, but he will be the first person to arrive wherever you two are going! He was a living Harry Potters Tale.


 


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I understand that all this is true! I hear that he supplied juju to a former cabinet ministes wife who was hostitalised in south Africa. The poor lady got a call from back home that she was going to receive some mtela and in a blink of an eye kapoloma the great appeared at the foot of her bed with all sorts of mitsitsi for her to bath, drink, temela,stick here and put there!!!!!!


 


Unfortumately the poor woman died (it was after some years anyway!!!!!!)  



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is this for real?who is going to inherit his jets now?any auction plans may be?abuhakim you are funny!



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The beneficiaries are ofcource the chief to be and Atcheya himself and i guess the highest bidder will be required to kill a lot of ana achemwali ake and sleeping with their mother, sister, grandmother you name it. i wonder who is going to be the instructor for the flight lessons!


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