Here is a speech delivered by Idi Amin at a sumptuous
luncheon hosted by Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain.


"My majesty Mr. Queen sir, horrible ministers and Members
of Parliament,

invented guests, ladies under gentlemen. I hereby thank
you completely....

Mr. Queen, sir; and also what he has done for me and my
fellow Uganda who
come with me. We have really eaten very much. And we are
fed up completely;
and also very thanks you to keenly open up from
all the windows ;so that those plenty climates can come
into to lunch.

But before I go back to my country with a plane from the
Entebbe airport of
London I wish to invitation you Mr. Queen, to become home
to Uganda so that
we can also revenge on you.You will eat a full cow; and
also feel up your
stomach and walk with difficult because of full stomach
completely.

"Even when you want to rest at night, I will make sure that you
sleep on top
of me
in the top up stairs of my mansion completely so that you
can enjoy all
the
gravity of flesh air."
"But now I am sorry because! I have to tell you that I
have made a short call
on you only. But next time I shall make a long call on
you to last the whole
moon completely."Thank you very much to allow me to
undress you completely
before these extinguished ladies under
gentlemen sir.
Lastly but not list, I ask the band to play our
international anthem of the
Republic of Uganda and also the British International
anthem. "Your majesty
sir, I thank you from the bottom of my heart and from the
bottoms of all the
people of Uganda. With these few words I
thank you, Sir."