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Ojos is a son of very hard working parents. He grew up with very loving parents in area 12 and went to School at Mphungu primary School. Back then, while his father worked for a Parishioner as a house boy, his mother was a shrewd and succesful business woman who ran a cartel selling mbote, zitumbuwa, zikonda moyo to local students in and around area 12. According to those in the know, Abre passionately hated the fact that he was living in a Boys Quarter and he tried hard to hide the fact.


Unfortunately as a young man, Abre was constantly sexually abused by the parishioner who also happened to be his fathers employer. Simply put, Abre was the sex toy of this evil man. No wonder, Abre was always in the parishioners car gallavanting around the city. Due to the fact that Abre is naturally an introvert, he never told his loving parents about the ordeals he was going through at a young and tender age until things got out of hand. Abre's hate for the gospel and  the believers is a result of the above experiences. What's a young boy to do......?


Due to the experiences above, Abre chose the life style different from a normal heterosexual man. According to a reliable source close to the man himself, Abre moved to England with a former boy friend who worked in Malawi as a peace corp. Even though the relationship fell apart because of Abre love for cheap liquor, Abre is leaving in the Queens Land under Assylum provisions. Abre convinced the English to grant him assylum on the basis that if he were to go back to Malawi, he would be murdered because of his life style. Like many men and women who lead this kind of life style, Abre emphatically claims that his being "HAPPY" is not by choice. He claims that he was born "HAPPY!"


Ayatollah trully sympathises with Abre. This piece is intended for all of us to be kind when dealing with the likes of Abre. Kumanena chatsitsa dzaye kuti njovu ithyoke nyanga. Abre is a troubled person. However let us all accept and respect him. When ever in confrontation with him, be mindful to respect the genesis of his erratic behaviour on this forum.


Ayatollah would like to urge those who have children to make sure you protect them from people who take advantage of children. You do not want your son or daughter to go through what our friend went through. We trully don't want another Abre in the making!!!


Yours Trully,


Ayatollah



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HA HA HA. I almost died laughing!!!

I underestimated you Ayats. You do have a sense of humour. A little screwed or crude but it is there. truth is I can stand being insulted by you and of course your made up stories.

Tell me, you actually spend a good bit of your time writing that post. I mean don't you have work to do saving children from starvation, meeting famous people or working in "Corporate America"? This petty diatribe surely betrays the fact that you are a fraud doesn't it. Those of us who actually work hard and pay the bills (honestly) don't need to come brag about anything.

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I now have a true  picture of this dude. what a pity!

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I hope that this was an attempt at a joke and not someone (who has a political aspirations) trying to be serious about this... I read this post though and I was left with one thought... how did reading about Abreas background (true or false) benefit me or this forum.... Im still looking for an answer. Whilst I dont know Abre, this info should be of no relevence to some of his opinion

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Whilst I dont know Abre, this info should be of no relevence to some of his opinion


words of wisdom indeed.i know abre,he is smarter than this ayatollah,this guy is nothing but a fraudster,i know him.wait i will pull up his skirt and expose his true sex.

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I now have a true  picture of this dude. what a pity!



Abuhakim,


the picture you have is in black and white,the old John Chilembwe type because if you had a colour one taken with a 7 megapixel digital camera you would have "seen" that what Ayatollah has said about Abre is nothing but a lie and despicable.While it is neither a crime nor wrong to come from a poor family and some of the kids from such backgrounds have gone on to bigger things,Ayatollahs potrayal of Abres upbringing is very laughable indeed and can only be looked at as a joke that lacks the humour.


I know you have a score to settle with abre from your run ins hence you were "quick to have the picture" but sometimes its better to look at the wider picture of a posting,the lies being peddled before you start commenting on issues that you dont know and have no idea about at all.Those of us who know Abre very well know that he never grew up in Lilongwe but Blantyre and that one of his parents is not Malawian,a fact lost on Ayatollah of course  and that also gives him a certain upbringing far removed from what Ayatollah is trying to say.I have also known him to be a heretosexual all his life and the last time I heard about him,his WOMAN was coming to see him,now thats what we call having a good and true picture!


So Abu,send back the "picture" you have about Abre to Ayatollah,tell him we are in the digital generation and you need a colour picture that depicts a true Abre not the lies.



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abuhakim wrote:


I now have a true  picture of this dude. what a pity!



Abuhakim,


the picture you have is in black and white,the old John Chilembwe type because if you had a colour one taken with a 7 megapixel digital camera you would have "seen" that what Ayatollah has said about Abre is nothing but a lie and despicable.While it is neither a crime nor wrong to come from a poor family and some of the kids from such backgrounds have gone on to bigger things,Ayatollahs potrayal of Abres upbringing is very laughable indeed and can only be looked at as a joke that lacks the humour.


I know you have a score to settle with abre from your run ins hence you were "quick to have the picture" but sometimes its better to look at the wider picture of a posting,the lies being peddled before you start commenting on issues that you dont know and have no idea about at all.Those of us who know Abre very well know that he never grew up in Lilongwe but Blantyre and that one of his parents is not Malawian,a fact lost on Ayatollah of course  and that also gives him a certain upbringing far removed from what Ayatollah is trying to say.I have also known him to be a heretosexual all his life and the last time I heard about him,his WOMAN was coming to see him,now thats what we call having a good and true picture!


So Abu,send back the "picture" you have about Abre to Ayatollah,tell him we are in the digital generation and you need a colour picture that depicts a true Abre not the lies.




I see people on this forum fight corners!

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abuhakim wrote:


I now have a true  picture of this dude. what a pity!



 


Njomba


I told you Ayyats is full of mamina see what a picture of Abre you got from him, if you could follow some of the ealrier postings on this forum you would have deciphered Ayatts posting as full of crap, maybe it was a joke i dont know but next time dont just rock with the boat at least get ready to abandon ship.


My old teacher in Lilongwe Boys primary school one Kamzati or Dube as was famously known used to say " Enanu ndinu a utsi ngati kuli kuthawila pawindo ndibwino uphwanye wekha galasi osati kungosatila pomwe ena aphwanya" Ndikuona wina wautsi apa



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guevara wrote:


I see people on this forum fight corners!



guevara,


My "fights"with Abre are legendary and thats a fact,you can browse through the archives and you will find what you want.However in any mature society,having a different opinion to the other person does not mean that you are enemies or should be,it is simply the dynamics of an intelligent debate that helps you look at the content of a persons posting and not the person behind the posting,So I might not agree with Abres postings but he is not my enemy and therefore if anyone is talking fibs about him,I will definitely say what I know about him without fear or favour because I know him in person and if that makes you feel I am fighting his corner then be it and I am making no apology to you or anyone.


Better still,why dont you find someone to fight your corner or you fight someones corner as well?remember its a world of alliances!!



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Ngwazi wrote in response to Mchawa


   know you have a score to settle with abre from your run ins hence you were "quick to have the picture" but sometimes its better to look at the wider picture of a posting,the lies being peddled before you start commenting on issues that you dont know and have no idea about at all.Those of us who know Abre very well know that he never grew up in Lilongwe but Blantyre and that one of his parents is not Malawian,a fact lost on Ayatollah of course  and that also gives him a certain upbringing far removed from what Ayatollah is trying to say.I have also known him to be a heretosexual all his life and the last time I heard about him,his WOMAN was coming to see him,now thats what we call having a good and true picture!


 


 


Tiuzeni kodi ndi wapatchire? White men/priests who came to Malawi and then have fun with our women or Black women who come to England and have fun with white men. No offence intended.


 


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Better still,why dont you find someone to fight your corner or you fight someones corner as well?remember its a world of alliances!!




well said mate.

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Francois wrote:

Tiuzeni kodi ndi wapatchire? White men/priests who came to Malawi and then have fun with our women or Black women who come to England and have fun with white men. No offence intended.


 


Francois





Where did this fool come from? Not hat my paternity is any of your business or Ayatollahs for that matter. I won't even justify such slander by complaining about it or commenting on it People who know me personally like Ngwazi and Game and others is enough for me. Other idiots can go on and on about anything else.

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Where did this fool come from? Not hat my paternity is any of your business or Ayatollahs for that matter. I won't even justify such slander by complaining about it or commenting on it People who know me personally like Ngwazi and Game and others is enough for me. Other idiots can go on and on about anything else.



Ayatollah can not find a better example of bad grammer. Funny how this half baked idiot is trying belittle others for poor English. Yet he can't write good English himself. Is this a freakin' joke? It is rude to write bad English and there is simply no excuse for it. What a pity....


Abre! I challenge you to be a little bit more original in all your future postings. Understandably, your sins are purely from a lack of quality education. At least anyone who went to school understands that plagiarism is criminal.


Ayats



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This lame attempt to provoke me is really getting a tad tedious. I take my leave and give you the opportunity to rant and rave all you can; if it makes you feel slightly more important.

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Francois wrote:


Tiuzeni kodi ndi wapatchire? White men/priests who came to Malawi and then have fun with our women or Black women who come to England and have fun with white men. No offence intended.



Francois,


I am tempted to call you ignorant but I will hold back.Just to put the record straight,Abre is a pure black man and its sad to see you bring in such innuendos.



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My old teacher in Lilongwe Boys primary school one Kamzati or Dube as was famously known used to say "




Bingiza,


and Chimangafisi would have said "ndiwe,ndiwe nkhunda!!",Good old Lilongwe Boys days reading ma star blazer!!!



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Abre,


You're the bigger man in doing so, we all know his story is an insult to the art of Fiction as it lacks the humour and fails to elicit the responses he had purportedly thought it would.



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Where did this fool come from? Not hat my paternity is any of your business or Ayatollahs for that matter. I won't even justify such slander by complaining about it or commenting on it People who know me personally like Ngwazi and Game and others is enough for me. Other idiots can go on and on about anything else.


 


For sure I know  I have hit a raw nerve.For sure I know ndiwe wapatchire.And beleive you me you neither know Ngwazi nor Game.Just becoz you tend to agree on some issues does not mean you guys know each other.



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For sure I know  I have hit a raw nerve.For sure I know ndiwe wapatchire.And beleive you me you neither know Ngwazi nor Game.Just becoz you tend to agree on some issues does not mean you guys know each other.





Wow, your powers of perception are amazing. There's really no point you wasting them here when you can be out there solving crimes and changing the world...

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abale game munalakwisa zedi kudzutsa ayatts kwaakufa tsaano taonani mzimu wao wakwiya ndipo ulila nsembe.



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abale game munalakwisa zedi kudzutsa ayatts kwaakufa tsaano taonani mzimu wao wakwiya ndipo ulila nsembe.





Ha ha!

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Francois wrote:


.And beleive you me you neither know Ngwazi nor Game.Just becoz you tend to agree on some issues does not mean you guys know each other.





Francois,


You seem to be spoiling for a fight with Abre but what you have written above is another of your imaginations because myself,game and Abre know each other very well and from way back,back in Malawi.We dont always agree with each other but we dont always fight each other as well,we all have our views and principles which we guard jealously and we believe in honest opinion and discussion,it is called maturity.If you want to know more then you are welcome!



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I missed alot......it seems Ayats is back.For sure Abre should not be worried with this century joke from the west.


Well said Ngwazi, you cant fight wars without alliances nor have a good debate.



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