Speculations About Ayatollah!

Ayatollah · Senior Member

Speculations About Ayatollah!

Ngwazi · Guru

Ayatollah wrote:

Greetings in the name of Allah to all fellow Malawiana's. Please be assured that your Ayatollah is doing extremely well. Allah has been good to me and life has never been better.

Ayatollah,

just glad to know that you are alive and well man,its a relief to see you writing on this esteemed forum once again especially after the rumour that spread last week,I can now withdraw the eulogy I had prepared for you part of which I posted already,welcome back man!

abre les ojos · Guru

I guess it is a sign that he reads the forum probably with another ID. So while he was busy on the US stock exchange and saving the third world - we all were getting on with our pitiful, meaningless lives, doing our petty, low-paid jobs.

Pope · Guru

Ayatollah wrote:

They are aimed at tarnishing the good image of Ayatollah. But hey! such are the costs of success. The same thing happened to the Ngwazi's, the Muluzi's and lately the Muthalika's of the world.

Due to Ayatollah's demanding schedule and business, Ayatollah requested a sabatical from our gracious host, JRC. Understandably with all the weight that Ayatollah carries on this forumn, JRC reluctantly accepted the request and understoon that Ayatollah needed to focus on more important things at this time.

I have no better witness than Bingu himself. I was with him last Week. Right here in NY at the Waldorf Astoria when he visited the UN. He personally thanked me for all my philanthropy work and asked me to join hands with him to help those in need. Need I say more????????

The Ayatollah!

Interesting though..........

He is always fighting some pipo indirectly and he calls himself an upcoming hero.Fortunately our membership here does not require someone to be atleast active for a certain time.

Ayatollah · Senior Member

Pope wrote:

Interesting though..........

He is always fighting some pipo indirectly and he calls himself an upcoming hero.Fortunately our membership here does not require someone to be atleast active for a certain time.

Sentiments of an idiotic brain. Pure allegations lacking any substance whatsoever. Kubwebwetuka for no apparent reason. Exactly just like Pope Benedict!

-- Edited by Ayatollah at 02:41, 2006-10-03

abuhakim · Senior Member

Ayatollah wrote:

Greetings in the name of Allah to all fellow Malawiana's. The legendary Ayatollah has reached a new milestone in life. Ayatollahs free time is focused on helping orphans and under privileged kids in Malawi and South Africa. Life is more meaningful when you realize that "it is more than about self."

The Ayatollah!

Barakallahu Fi Kum. May ALLAH grant you Jannatul Firdaus! Ameen

game · Guru

Ayatollah wrote:

To all of you my beloved friends and thanks to Allah. Ayatollah continues to enjoy good health and my philanthropist work continues to grow like a wild fire.Even Bono can testify. I have no better witness than Bingu himself. I was with him last Week. Right here in NY at the Waldorf Astoria when he visited the UN. He personally thanked me for all my philanthropy work and asked me to join hands with him to help those in need. Need I say more????????

The Ayatollah!

the last time i learned in my mother tongue kubwebwetuka is shooting crap like this.anyway.am glad you are still alive,as for shaking Bingus hand some of us share the same table with the guy while you worship him.may allah bless you man.at least you have dreams.

Pope · Guru

Ayatollah wrote:

Sentiments of an idiotic brain. Pure allegations lacking any substance whatsoever. Kubwebwetuka for no apparent reason. Exactly just like Pope Benedict!

-- Edited by Ayatollah at 02:41, 2006-10-03

Why did you have to edit a simple post, idiotic mind....eh.Next time I will break you balls if you come here and lie to us that you are what what when in true sense uli busy kuseta agogo.

How are you feeling now after your long admission.

Ayatollah · Senior Member

Pope wrote:

Why did you have to edit a simple post, idiotic mind....eh.Next time I will break you balls if you come here and lie to us that you are what what when in true sense uli busy kuseta agogo.

How are you feeling now after your long admission.

Kodi iwe Benedict, wadya bibbi eti? Sikuti ukakhuta nsenga uziyambana ndi ine. You are an imbecile and your posting above does not make sense. Understandably you are seeking company in your miserable life.

Ayatollah does not need to lie about anything. My name precedes my reputation. I am who I am and I do not need to add or subtract anything to the truth so that I get accepted by a pauper like you. I am not here to please or make friends. Success is possible. The choice is yours. You can do it too.....

The Grand Ayatollah

Pope · Guru

Ayats,

I dont need company since Ive got one or two already but you sound like a puppet of showbiz.Yopu dis all stuff that someone would do in 70s.But I dont blame you,I blame your wife for not reminding you on your dose.

Secondly, all in life is success kaya kubiba bola usadye sabola wambiri.(zocheza izi)

Ayatollah · Senior Member

Pope wrote:

Ayats,

I dont need company since Ive got one or two already but you sound like a puppet of showbiz.Yopu dis all stuff that someone would do in 70s.But I dont blame you,I blame your wife for not reminding you on your dose.

Secondly, all in life is success kaya kubiba bola usadye sabola wambiri.(zocheza izi)

Benedict!

Save yourself the embarassment. Reading your posting above, you exhibit signs that you either a pure retard or you never went to School. What ever it is, I am about to find out.....

Ayats

NATHINI · Newbie

ayatolla bwanji kodi?relax if you know yourself and the God given gifts you have why bother explaining.we missed you and that should be enough for you to celebrate knowing that people care.i love your over the top achievements but whats lacking most is your wisdom and plain truth you always give pabwalo apa.so relax mukapeza mpata mubwera mkucheza ndikudzadzudzula.

game · Guru

Nathin,this man is sectioned,his time is limited,i can sense a little fatigue in his postings,something is wrong and am yet to find out.

Ayatollah · Senior Member

game wrote:

Nathin,this man is sectioned,his time is limited,i can sense a little fatigue in his postings,something is wrong and am yet to find out.

Gamusi! Yes! you can imitate an original. However you can never duplicate an original. Once and for all, try to be an original.

Ayatollah · Senior Member

NATHINI wrote:

ayatolla bwanji kodi?relax if you know yourself and the God given gifts you have why bother explaining.we missed you and that should be enough for you to celebrate knowing that people care.i love your over the top achievements but whats lacking most is your wisdom and plain truth you always give pabwalo apa.so relax mukapeza mpata mubwera mkucheza ndikudzadzudzula.

Natini, I recon your newbiness. Being a newbie, I wonder how you missed me. Are you one of those people who have ten different lives on this forum? You shameless Pseudo. Your week mind could not refrain from exposing thy self. Why don't you try to come back with your other pseudo's and flood this page with insults on Ayatollah. I pity your pathetic asss and those who are brave enough to side with your midget mind.

I remain,

Yours trully

The Grand Ayatollah

game · Guru

yours trully is sedated i can see through your weakself,take the doctors advice,TOTAL REST is TOTAL REST it dont mean go on malawiana and start shaking your ndombolo asss.if you ever call me gemusi again i will jet li your sorry asss back to the facility where you been for the past months.chidzete.

abre les ojos · Guru

Game please don't encourage him. It's bad enough that you awoke him after his long absence; now he won't go away.

Ayatollah · Senior Member

game wrote:

yours trully is sedated i can see through your weakself,take the doctors advice,TOTAL REST is TOTAL REST it dont mean go on malawiana and start shaking your ndombolo asss.if you ever call me gemusi again i will jet li your sorry asss back to the facility where you been for the past months.chidzete.

Gamusi! Ayatollah must be such a pain in your stupid asss. How dare you, an infidel, a weakling, spreading baseless rumours of Ayatollah's demise? Mfiti iwe. All you wish for others is misery and death. You are good for nothing pathetic and despicable being. Ndiwe Mu Henya otani kodi iwe? Sorry, I forgot. These must be the results of all the calculated trauma put on you and your family by Kamuzu. Be it known that Ayatollah is and was never a benefactor of your child hood and adult sufferings. Seek help. You too can learn to wish others well and not celebrate other people's death.

I hate to prophesy this but I will. In the name of Allah! Ayatollah will be here to write both your short eulogy and obituary. Even though Ayatollah does not find pleasure in such things, Ayatollah will do it as a favour to an old nemesis.

Yours trully,

The Grand Ayatollah

abre les ojos · Guru

Look you miserable fool. I don't know where you come up from but anyone who'll lie about his occupation of extracurricular activities and boast about things that he does for poor people cannot take any high moral ground or the right to come to a forum and call people names.

You insecurity of course is legendary here on Malawiana and I don't know whether people on this forum are fooled by you fabulous claims (I would sincerely hope they aren't) but we can rest assure you would always in your own mind be a legend and success even if the reality is much different.

Now you can return to that hole that you crawled out of...

Ayatollah · Senior Member

abre les ojos wrote:

Look you miserable fool. I don't know where you come up from but anyone who'll lie about his occupation of extracurricular activities and boast about things that he does for poor people cannot take any high moral ground or the right to come to a forum and call people names.

You insecurity of course is legendary here on Malawiana and I don't know whether people on this forum are fooled by you fabulous claims (I would sincerely hope they aren't) but we can rest assure you would always in your own mind be a legend and success even if the reality is much different.

Now you can return to that hole that you crawled out of...

I we munthu wa chimutu chophyotoka okufuna chaninso kodi? Ayatollah has preached one too many a time, I am not here to make friends. I would never add or subtract to the truth in order to get accepted by efulefu's like you. I am here to spit nothing but the truth. If the gospel hurts you, that is not a problem of Ayatollah. A henya inu. Mumakondwa mukamva kuti a uje akuvutika. Every time someone is progressing inu nkhope ndwii!!! kuphya mtima. How can that be?? Typical of a satanist like you.

abre les ojos · Guru

I'm a Satanist, fair enough. I don't take that as an insult seeing that it pretty much is a victimless crime to me seeing that Satan is a myth. Same as if you'd called me a Zeus worshipper.

At least I don't lie about what I do for a living. I don't lie about meeting Bingu or working for "Corporate America" or helping the poor people of Africa (Now that one is particularly LOW). I don't make wild claims about anything other that my lack of religion which I take pride in.

I don't really care if you are "progressing", neither do I give a rats if you live in a penthouse in Manhattan. What rubs me and a lot of members on this forum off is that YOU DON'T. You lie about stuff to people who know you personally and when you're caught out you go on a tirade, insult everyone and disappear. Of course we know that you constantly read this forum under another name and I'm sure you were feeling a bit left out that no one was talking about you. Not till Game mentioned your death... And now we can't seem to get rid of you...

game · Guru

inu Ayats pachiphwisi panu mwanva,i told you never to call me gamusi,am i lying that you was in hospital?why do you come and make a fool of yourself in front of esteemed malawianas on this forum?you was and is still weak and your body weight has deteriorated thats why unangoti ziii pabwalo pano.its not a big deal we all get sick now and then,unless if you are ashamed of your new confinement,at least we are here to hold your hand in this time of sadness and total trauma in your life.

is your brain so small like nchimba wa mwana that you cant accept the truth?and i heard that you even went to malawi to consult that nsangoma thinking you have been bewitched by your kinsmen for being the only one in your family to ever get on a plane.you are a sad,psychotic and retarded ignorant fool,just take your medications and follow the doctors orders for a quick recovery,maybe you will be fit enough to argue and debate with the one called game.as of now your sorry muddy ass is weak and fragile,i dont want to be the one to put you out of your misery,but you continue to push me i will.

Ayatollah · Senior Member

Gamusi! Looking at your choice of words above, it is apparent that you are so frustrated. Ayatollah understands your plight. The world has been unkind to you since childhood and you take pleasure in discrediting others. You blame your misfortunes on the 3,000 tons of stress Kamuzu put you and your family through. Ayatollah does not in any way shape or form sympathise with you. You want everyone to be like you. You are sick and because you adore Ayatollah, you want Ayatollah to be sick too.

How dare you, munthu wozelezeka, an infidel on top of that coming here to start mongering lies about Ayatollah? Has your tired skinny asss not had enough from Ayatollah? Ask your friend wachimutu chophyotoka who the Grand Ayat's is.

abre les ojos · Guru

Gosh dude you sound like a crazy person. The only opinions you seem to hold are of yourself. Maybe it's high time you go. AND STAY GONE!!!

bingiza · Guru

I told you guys he is a make believe, a prick in the ass not worth the salt.