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Kodi vi amuna va chimalawi vuto lanu ndi chiyani?mumakonda kunena akazi ambiri kuti ndi mahule pamene inuyo muli vitsiru va amuna padziko lapansi pano.Simutha kuyanganira mkazi,mulibe chuma,kunyansa mkati komanso simuvala bwino.Nonse mukumunena linda phoya ndinu agaaaaalu.

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Simutha kuyanganira mkazi,mulibe chuma,kunyansa mkati komanso simuvala bwino.Nonse mukumunena linda phoya ndinu agaaaaalu.


Newbie?First posting?Defensive?attacking those that have written the truth?vopusa di.

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your name just reminds me how juicy some things are.



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Kodi vi amuna va chimalawi vuto lanu ndi chiyani?mumakonda kunena akazi ambiri kuti ndi mahule pamene inuyo muli vitsiru va amuna padziko lapansi pano.Simutha kuyanganira mkazi,mulibe chuma,kunyansa mkati komanso simuvala bwino.Nonse mukumunena linda phoya ndinu agaaaaalu.



You sound so shallow and like an empty tin. You remind me of the good old saying that empty tins make a lot of noise.


 


 


 



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Ha ha! Welcome to the forum Juice'.

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Simutha kuyanganira mkazi,mulibe chuma,kunyansa mkati komanso simuvala bwino.Nonse mukumunena linda phoya ndinu agaaaaalu.


how do you know?just to be polite with you,I thought marriage is different from riches.Unless if you said amuna achimalawi ngosaphunzira it would sound insulting for us.At the end of it all you sound like a rabied dog to us,sorry to certify that on your behalf.

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what kind of juicy is this one ? akunyungunya

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Kodi vi amuna va chimalawi vuto lanu ndi chiyani?mumakonda kunena akazi ambiri kuti ndi mahule pamene inuyo muli vitsiru va amuna padziko lapansi pano.Simutha kuyanganira mkazi,mulibe chuma,kunyansa mkati komanso simuvala bwino.Nonse mukumunena linda phoya ndinu agaaaaalu.






U Sound like one hell of a frustrated woman!!



-- Edited by Che Pensulo at 18:49, 2006-08-03

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R U Linda herself?

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juicy wrote:


Kodi vi amuna va chimalawi vuto lanu ndi chiyani?mumakonda kunena akazi ambiri kuti ndi mahule pamene inuyo muli vitsiru va amuna padziko lapansi pano.Simutha kuyanganira mkazi,mulibe chuma,kunyansa mkati komanso simuvala bwino.Nonse mukumunena linda phoya ndinu agaaaaalu.



Asisi,


Calm down!!! I understand your anger, but there is no use to be ill at ease. Being one of  amuna va chimalawi am concerned with your false accusations. Although they say nsomba ikawola imodzi, zonse zawo this is not the case. I have never called anybody a whore, unless she/he is one. If somebody called you a whore, youre probablely one. Deal with it.


The best way to stop pple calling you a whore is by stopping fa***  around. Take my example. This is how I stopped my aunts from bugging me about getting married:


Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same to them at funerals.


In your case, you should find an ugly, repulsive term to call whoever calls you a whore. Mind you, calling vi amuna va chimalawi whores, wont hurt either. Its gonna make them feel like 'players' even though they havent f*** anybody beside their wives/girlfriends. So its important that you find an ugly ass name for this solution to work. (I can help you on that one for a small fee or in kind) 


Am afraid, by saying mulibe chuma,kunyansa mkati komanso simuvala bwino that wont hurt either. This is typical kids stuff. I know so many vi amuna va chimalawi who dress nice and so many vi amuna va chimalawi with money too. I myself being one of vi amuna va chimalawi have held so many pple expressing approval at how I dress. I have seen more pple 'investing' in mphasha than anything else.


Lastly, let remaind you that one of the reasons we stumble upon here is to make each perfect. So if pple are discussing Linda Phoya, its just another way of warning to future Linda Phoyas. Go reader Ngwazis comments on this topic, you will learn a lesson or two. And I agree with Zomba that there is a good chance that youre Linda Phoya the thief. (not the chanco alumnae) 


kuyanganira mkazi should go both ways. Why should I take care of you when you dont take of me. Thank asisi. Von voyage to the warm heart of African. Heard of emotional distress, Linda.



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juicy wrote:


Nonse mukumunena linda phoya ndinu agaaaaalu.



tichedwepo apa sindimayitsata.


nanga alemba iziwa ndiwamuna waMalawinso?  http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/s/219/219432_15000_fraud_nurse_spared_jail.html



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juicy wrote:


Nonse mukumunena linda phoya ndinu agaaaaalu.






Galu wamkulu ndi iwe kuwuwa wuwa chonchi bwanji? ndiwe wachiwewe eti, tangopita ku vet angowuthetsa moyo wako wonyansawo.


Ngati ndiwe Linda pepa mzanga unaba pachabe kuzolowela kusolola solola sikundirande kumeneko ndikunena opanda mangawa ndipo palibe chopepesa ngati munthu anaba taona news ndeno chani, tisananene maganizo athu kagwere.


Juicy Juicy chani zopusa ukumveka kuti ndiwe owawanso tangodzikhalila mkumadzikanda.



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Galu wamkulu ndi iwe kuwuwa wuwa chonchi bwanji? ndiwe wachiwewe eti, tangopita ku vet angowuthetsa moyo wako wonyansawo.


Juicy Juicy chani zopusa ukumveka kuti ndiwe owawanso tangodzikhalila mkumadzikanda.




Ha ha ha!! Geez !! U jus got me laughing out loud!! U've jus lightened up ma day...mpakana angodzikhalila mkumadzikanda ! he he !!

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