> Subject: Nagging wife
>
> A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While
> they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the
Husband
> "You can have her shipped home for $5,000,or you can bury her here,
in
> the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he
> would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would
you
> spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to
be
> buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long
ago
> a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from
> the dead. I just can't take that chance."
>


-- Edited by abuhakim at 11:40, 2006-05-24