Yesterday, Scientists for the Ministry of Health suggested
that men should take a look at their beer consumption,
considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed
the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that
drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding,
100 men were fed 15 bottles of Carlsberg green each. It was then observed
that 100% of the men gained
weight, talked excessively without making sense,
became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think
rationally, argued over nothing, and
refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is
planned.