Someone sent this to me and I found it funny,u might as well but if wont accept my apologies!

Unknown to most, as Pope John Paul II was dying; he sent a message
to Mugabe and Muluzi to come to his home in the Vatican.

When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they
entered the room, the clergyman held out his hands and motioned for
them to sit on each side of the bed. The Pope grasped their hands,
sighed contentedly, smiled and stared at the ceiling. For a time,
no one said anything.

Both Mugabe and Muluzi were touched and flattered that the old
Pope would ask them to be with him during his final moment.

They were also puzzled though because the Pope had never given any
indication that he particularly liked either one of them. Finally,
Mugabe asked, "Fader, what for did you husk de two of huss to come
'ere?"

The old Pope mustered up some strength, then said weakly,
"Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I want to go as well.