Why do malawian ploticians think that the sun rises and sets from their asses?

Why do some malawian musicians think they can juggle music and politics?

Why does Bakili Muluzi think he is POLITICS personified?

Why does Patricia Kaliati have a big mouth?

Why is John Tembo still living in 1964?

Why hasn't Gwanda Chakuamba seen a shrink yet?

Why are members of parliament paid so much to make jack-asses of themselves on national television?

Can some body please provide me with answers to all these questions.