was going thru my email stuff and found this....some of u probably  already heard it...it's kinda old tho

Asian Lady

> >There was an Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived
> >in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English,but
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> >had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted
> >to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and
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> >desperation,she lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher
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> >the message and the lady went home with pork legs. The next day, she
> >needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and
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> >she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher what she wanted. The
>lady
> >got what she wanted. The third day, the poor lady needed to buy some
> >bananas.So she brought her husband to the store..............
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> >What were you thinking? ? HellOOOOOOOOOOOO,
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> >Her husband speaks English....
> >Now get back to work.............