LIFE BEHIDE THE KEYBOARD AND MTIMA WA CHI NYAU

firstbendman · Senior Member

LIFE BEHIDE THE KEYBOARD AND MTIMA WA CHI NYAU

abre les ojos · Guru

RE: LIFE BEHIDE THE KEYBOARD AND NYAU

President · Veteran Member

Exactly!

Ankhaze · Member

a Mayor okumva wamva!!!

CJ · Newbie

Another attention seeker thats all!!!!!

game · Guru

firstbender man.

welcome on the forum now we know you exist,start contributing.

firstbendman · Senior Member

To Abre and CJ:

This is exactly what am talking about in my posting: You dont have to comment on every posting, if you gat nothing to say.

CJ, if I was seeking attention, then Iam sure, I gat it from your ass. There are alot of things I can do to get fast attention and one of them its not writing on this forum. Sorry, but I dont need your attention at this time. Kagwele uko, nyani, galu mfiti.

And to you Abre: In class, if you are the only student who asks questions at the end of every topic (when the topic was clear to everybody), then you should know that ndiwe mbuli yakumadzulo.Get yourself khasu ndi chikwanje and go start farming. School wasnt meant for your damn ass. Am not here to explain everything to you twice. Akumva amva.

If you two gat a problem with me, I will give the same advice: Pitani mukadye manyi and you gonna feel okey.

Kusagwirizana kunapangitsa kuti tsitsi lisiyane mayina ndi pokhala. Lina linasamukira ku chibwano and limadzitchula kuti ndevu. Lina lina pita ku chinena and limadzitchula kuti mabvuzi. Lina linapita etccccccc.

Indine wanu wanu,

Mayor

-- Edited by firstbendman at 20:00, 2005-12-06

abre les ojos · Guru

RE: LIFE BEHIDE THE KEYBOARD AND MTIMA WA CHI NYAU

firstbendman · Senior Member

Abre wrote:

Actually you're right. I was always the person to ask questions after the topic was done and dusted. Because I always picked holes in the teachers arguments. I never take anything at face value. I need proof, evidence. Verifiable evidence. Credulity is not one of my strengths.

Mr 'Smart' Ass Sir:

A simple one plus one arithmetic will always be 2. Regardless where your ass is. And no matter how many questions you might ask, you will never pick up any holes. If you ask your teacher for evidence or proof to why it is like, am sure she/he tell you in plain language: Sidzibwela pa mayeso. In his/her mind the teacher will be like: Mwanayu khama la sikulu lilipo, koma ndi mbutuma yothelatu. Adzathela kukhala wa ganyu.

My posting was simple as one plus one. Go read it again with an open mind and you will understand it. (not with negative attitude, udzimva). Or tingowuyambapo wakumunda, bambo.

This is what happen when you respond to any posting on this forum. You became caress. Have you heard the tambala story? I mean tambala analowa mukhola la nkhuku za mikolongwe. He passed out, sichoncho? You remember the story, now? Bambo mutengelepo phuzilo pa tambalayu.

-- Edited by firstbendman at 02:54, 2005-12-07

Ayatollah · Senior Member

firstbendman wrote:

And to you Abre: In class, if you are the only student who asks questions at the end of every topic (when the topic was clear to everybody), then you should know that ndiwe mbuli yakumadzulo.Get yourself khasu ndi chikwanje and go start farming. School wasnt meant for your damn ass. Am not here to explain everything to you twice. Akumva amva. If you two gat a problem with me, I will give the same advice: Pitani mukadye manyi and you gonna feel okey. Kusagwirizana kunapangitsa kuti tsitsi lisiyane mayina ndi pokhala. Lina linasamukira ku chibwano and limadzitchula kuti ndevu. Lina lina pita ku chinena and limadzitchula kuti mabvuzi. Lina linapita etccccccc. Indine wanu wanu, Mayor-- Edited by firstbendman at 20:00, 2005-12-06

I am glad someone has seen what I have been saying all along. Even though he claims to be otherwise, Dyabulosi ndi Mbuli kwabatsi imene imafuna kuvina nyimbo iliyonse. I totally agree with you Bendman. Keep it coming.

CJ · Newbie

Damn

Something so similar between bendman, or whatever u wonna call urself and ayatolla.Another alias i presume, what up, cant stand on your own two?

rick · Senior Member

i couldnt agree with you more firstbent and the almighty ayatollah the great.certain people seem to be everwhere you go on this forum like a bad rush.khani za chi kristu , kamuzu you name it..youre bound to find there ugly names.

-- Edited by rick at 16:13, 2005-12-07

abre les ojos · Guru

rick wrote:

i couldnt agree with you more firstbent and the almighty ayatollah the great.certain people seem to be everwhere you go on this forum like a bad rush.khani za chi kristu , kamuzu you name it..youre bound to find there ugly names.-- Edited by rick at 16:13, 2005-12-07

... A typical, if not disgusting Malawi trait. Where people talk about one without the guts to actually say the name of who they are trying to insult. Feeble minds are all the same everywhere you go.

firstbendman · Senior Member

CJ and ABRE:

You guys, you dont listen. Listen and listen good this time. Ndikapwisa chipwisi chonukha ngati cha a neighour ako, doesnot mean am your neighour. It means: Me and your neigbour ate mazila kapena nditi mandanda. Similary, if I sound like Ayats, it doesnt mean am Ayats. We're are only sharing common grounds. And am who am and Ayats is Ayats. We are all gule wankulu on this forum. Can I say you two are one, because youre all damn? No! Youre two separate damn pple. Thank you.

It is pointless to dwell on the author of the posting than the posting itself. If youre more concern of the author, most times you will miss the point. Read my initial post and you will get most of the answers.

If somebody you know rape a child, your judgement will always be based on the characters of the subject. You will be like: ndikumudziwa ameneyu. Ndiwanyere. Or you will say, thats out of his character. Ndiwofatsa ameneyu. But if you dont know this guy, the first thing that will come in your mind is that the guy is sick in his head. The later judgement will be the best in this situation. Although, I dont agree with Ayats 100%, but you judgement of him, is based on his name and not what he writes. That way, you always miss his points. You can tell the guy is intelligent and you always try to divert him attention. Sometimes, try to read the postings without checking where its coming from.

Who on this forum will turn against his brother, if he is accused of rape? I bet, very few people will do that. The rest of you will be like: Olakwa ndi tsikanayo. Anawaonetsa aburazi pussy. In the same situation - If the victim was your sister, the same pple will be like: Ameneyu ndi galu. Angawapange chipogwe asisi. I dont believe judgement should be based on characteristics, rather than the situation itself.

Dont comment on the posting, because it is coming from Ayats or the mayor. Comment because youre comfortable. And dont argue for the sake of it.

Bye for now.

Mayor

P/s Welcome Rick to the forum. Tikujoyina ambiri bwanji. Wina athawa.

-- Edited by firstbendman at 20:24, 2005-12-07

skillzmanifest · Senior Member

I still don't understand why people are soo concerned about someone contributing to every topic.If all the topics on Malawiana spark their interests, then they should feel free to contribute. It doesn't neccesarily mean the person's agenda is to bother other members of the forum and trying to sound like a smart @ss.The forum is designed to allow that mode of computer mediated communication, where Malawians from different places can freely discuss and exchange ideas.

Although, the first bend members' approach could be objectionable and to some degree, obnoxious, I would agree with the point he raised about, calling a spade, a spade. It's important to have a habit of distinguishing between reliable info and bull$hit. However, it doesn't mean you go on making attemps to stump your teacher.You have to understand the indoctrination process. A spade is a spade, one plus one is two. You do not go in the class room with the motive or intention of challenge the teacher, its pointless.

rick · Senior Member

abre les ojos wrote:

A typical, if not disgusting Malawi trait. Where people talk about one without the guts to actually say the name of who they are trying to insult. Feeble minds are all the same everywhere you go.

unlike you sir, i dont hide behind an alias.

and yes i was reffering to you in the above posting.

are you happy now

abre les ojos · Guru

Well good for you... I on the other hand would keep my alias thank you very much and am always ready to challenge and argue my point. Because I CAN. I have all the time in the world to do that. You can moan about it, complain about it, I would keep doing it. This being a public place...

rick · Senior Member

facts

99.9% of youre postings lack substance

youre an attention seeker

abre les ojos · Guru

Can you verify your so-called facts, I mean back them up with evidence.

(Isn't it wonderful how Ayatollah changes his name when the heat is on)...

You're such a fool. How can one seek attention from strangers. Surely that is a contradiction...

rick · Senior Member

ur a sickman you need help.

members of the forum you be the judges.see if this rings any bells

Histrionic personality disorder involves a pattern of excessive emotional expression and attention-seeking.

Symptoms

Excessive dramatics with exaggerated displays of emotions
Excessive sensitivity to criticism or disapproval
A need to be the center of attention (self-centeredness)
Low tolerance for frustration or delayed gratification
Rapidly shifting emotional states that may appear shallow to others
They often fail to see their own situation realistically, instead tending to overdramatize and exaggerate. Responsibility for failure or disappointment is usually blamed on others.

firstbendman · Senior Member

Rick:

Kumeneko ndiye timati kubwela

The Mayor.

-- Edited by firstbendman at 03:39, 2005-12-08

firstbendman · Senior Member

Skillzmanifest wrote:

I still don't understand why people are soo concerned about someone contributing to every topic.If all the topics on Malawiana spark their interests, then they should feel free to contribute. It doesn't neccesarily mean the person's agenda is to bother other members of the forum and trying to sound like a smart @ss..............

Although, the first bend members' approach could be objectionable and to some degree, obnoxious, I would agree with the point he raised about, calling a spade, a spade........

Wakulu:

Youre one of the pple on this forum who writes sensible issues. I wouldnt mind debating with you, because at the end of the day I will learn one or two things from you ass.

I have issues with pple commenting on every posting, because some of them write bull.(there not many of them, anyway). While I agree with you that pple should freely contribute on the forum, it will serve some pple, some embracement, if they can shut up. Dont force matters. Its boring, men. Start another topic which youre familiar with.

Looking at your postings, it seems youre gentle in the ways you handle your problems. I dont know, I might be wrong. I have a different approach altogether. Am usually aggresive and if there is a need, I will be loathsome. Of course in some situations I will be patient and gentle. It all depend who am dealing with and what type of a problem. Most of the time it works for me.

-- Edited by firstbendman at 03:51, 2005-12-08

Ayatollah · Senior Member

abre les ojos wrote:

Can you verify your so-called facts, I mean back them up with evidence. (Isn't it wonderful how Ayatollah changes his name when the heat is on)... You're such a fool. How can one seek attention from strangers. Surely that is a contradiction...

Dyabulosi, your lack of intelligence is becoming more and more apparent every time you step on Malawiana. Your presumptions are wrong and Ayatollah is not going to blame you for your mistakes. The fact is that you are daft and can't seem to make any good judgements in life. You always jump into making conclusions without verifying facts. What the heck! you are not the only one, many dumb people fall prey to this bad habit. It's mostly a result of being lazy. Would it be too much to ask you to engage your brain before stepping on the library computer? Ayatollah is just wondering. Oh! one other piece of advice before I forget; please go back to school and make up for all the English classes you were cutting. English grammar and spelling are not rocket science.

abre les ojos · Guru

Wow, I couldn't have guessed. The missing link between man and jackass has been discovered. I shall report my finding to the Nobel prize commission immediately.

On a less serious note. One of the differences between you and I (and there are uncouontable) is that at least I am capable of intelligent discourse. I CAN put up a debate - ideas, evidence, evaluations. I hardly resort to cheap insults or picking out spelling mistakes. I have what we call simply - knowledge. Which with all due respect... You don't!!

Plus of course, I don't actually have a criminal record. It is sad... I know this is an anonymous place but you shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house.

-- Edited by abre les ojos at 12:57, 2005-12-08

Ayatollah · Senior Member

abre les ojos wrote:

Wow, I couldn't have guessed. The missing link between man and jackass has been discovered. I shall report my finding to the Nobel prize commission immediately. On a less serious note. One of the differences between you and I (and there are uncouontable) is that at least I am capable of intelligent discourse. I CAN put up a debate - ideas, evidence, evaluations. I hardly resort to cheap insults or picking out spelling mistakes. I have what we call simply - knowledge. Which with all due respect... You don't!! Plus of course, I don't actually have a criminal record. It is sad... I know this is an anonymous place but you shouldn't throw stones if you live in a glass house. -- Edited by abre les ojos at 12:57, 2005-12-08

Uncouontable??? I am beginning to wonder. By the way, do you have the same QWERTY keyboard that every one else has? I read some fool making excuses for you saying you have a problem with sight / it was a printing mistake/ You speak many languages etc. As far as Ayats is concerned, even blind people do not make the mistakes that you do. It's also lame to say that your mistakes come because of printing errors. Printing where? I do not need to talk about the many languages because that was just pure ignorance.

game · Guru

ayats,you are the most ignorant fool i have ever come across,there are printing errors even in the newyork post what are you on about,abre's postings make more sense than your chest beating postings,you are so lucky people here are more alert and dont take you serious anymore because you suck,and i mean you suck.

people used to like you untill they realised what a jerk you are,i wonder if you have ever heard of empty vessels what they do,if i was you i was going to keep a low key for a while,let people forget you a little and come back maybe you will have your cred back,right now you are just aggravating people senses of irritability with your presense here.come up with something intellectually stimulating maybe they will give you the benefit of the doubt.have you ever wondered why all your life you been trying to get attention and people dont give it to you?

i wonder if you have fixed your eyes now,i think thats the reason you are so lacking in self esteem but people accept you for who you are, so you have to learn,there are so many people with crossed eyes you are not the only one so dont you go looking for attention.its now time you get your confidence back.and stop hating on abre he is smarter than you,put that on your conscious.and if you want to take shots at me come prepared because this time i will crash you.

CJ · Newbie

Three grown ass men arguing like jackasses, will this feud ever end?

firstbendman · Senior Member

To Abre and Ayats:

Its time for you guys to chilli. Take a deep breath.... uuuhh! out. Again! Goood! Now, without taking sides, I dont see any winner on this issue. And you are all losing it. Its not even funny anymore. Being senior members, you should set good examples. You have all done your part, both positive and negative way. We have been told not to argue with fools, but we were told what to do when two fools argue. This is beyond our knowledge.

I remember when I was young, I was involved in a fight with this dude. We fought mpakana kutopetsana,. Apparently, one of the big guys who was watching the fight, said he is gonna deal with whoever tried to stop this fight. We were so tired that instead we started pushing each other. Kenako tinangotsamilana. In my mind, I was like wina sangongoleletsa - As if I was reading this big guys mind - He stopped the fight. Timveke: ndisakupeze - uwona. Ofcourse I didnt mean it. I didnt want to see this guy, because of what I went thrue. Am sure he was thinking the same way. You guys mwafikapo.

You guys, dont be like the snake that swallowed a frog and blocked the wind pipe (inameza mopupuluma). Both the snake and the frog died. Let your anger be the snake and frog. Swallow the pride, pls.

In a fight (ndeu ina imeneyo), if youre beating hell out of your opponent, and he/she keeps coming. Amvekele: Ungondimaliza, basi. In this case run away. Although you left the scene of the fight running, you will still be a winner (we associate kuthawa ndi kuluza). You will be a winner, because you left your opponent akumva kuwawa, atatupa and akutuluka magazi etc. - All reasons behind ndeu. So you guys, its time to run.

Its only about 7hrs between London and New York. Why cant you guys hook up and mudzaponyelane umodzi-umodzi. You will be surprised that you're cousins ( Mutabvula zigoba). It will be nice to see you guys in Manhattan or SoHo district mukucheza. Give each other nice chrismas gifts. Dont forget to invite me, though. In case hell break loose, I like watching fights. Ndinatengela mtima wa nkulu ankakaniza kuleletsa ndeu ya ine uja.

On a serious note. If you cant settle you feud, could you try to avoid each other postings, pls. Your caustic beef is destructing other people's inputs. Go read your early postings on this site and compare them with what you write these days - Zachisoni. Mwana amakakulepheletsa kuchinda, mtulutse nyumba. I hear zinyama zina za serious zimangomudya.

Mayor

-- Edited by firstbendman at 06:38, 2005-12-09

abre les ojos · Guru

You know, you're actually almost as annoying as Ayatollah... I don't even know whether I should give you the benefit of the doubt. But your postings are too tedious to read so...

firstbendman · Senior Member

abre les ojos wrote:

You know, you're actually almost as annoying as Ayatollah... I don't even know whether I should give you the benefit of the doubt. But your postings are too tedious to read so...

Annoying, huh? What can we say about you? You have annoyed so many innocent souls on this site, koma salira - Iwe tangokutokosola pangono, sikukuwa kwake. You remind me of wakuba akabeledwa. I might be annoying to you, but I know somewhere, somebody is happy with me. I will wait for second opinion on that one.

If my postings are mind-numbing, then theyre serving the purpose. I want you to get tired, so that you can take a long nap. Take a week nap. Tipume.

Do us a big favour. If you cant swallow your pride, swallow yourself. Be like that snake which swallowed its tail. Swallow the best part of yourself, before you disappear. And make sure in your next life to be fisi or garu or tebulo or phiri or maudzu or chimbudzi or mbatata or nsapato or chivindikiliro cha mowa or chipwisi. But dont come as a human being, pls.

Go read yourself the posting titled: Negative? Me? written by Abre. You will find alot of answers about yourself from the members of this forum. If you cant see the comments, switch off your computer. Take one-month nap and try again. If you cant see again, take another one month. If it gets into the loop, then youre heading into right direction. Stay in that loop until you find the answers.

Thank you for your time. I know youre a busy man.

Mayor

-- Edited by firstbendman at 07:40, 2005-12-10