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You know, after reading Mbili a.k.a. Zuze's posting "where you from" and looking at the pictures from last year's independence day festivities I am begining to think that Mbili was right. For instance, some of you who wear sleeveless tops tend to forget a very important cardinal rule. Ladies,SHAVE YOUR ARMPITS. We're Malawian, not French! Actually the armpit hair thing isn't too bad but wearing cheap generic deodorants that leave a white residue is just plain wrong. It's especially wrong when you raise your arms as you get your picture taken. Now y'all know who you are so there is no need to identify you. I just hope that ya'll will be a little more discrete next time. Ofcourse, we wouldn't have these types of conversations if "y'all" made an effort to dress like a Malawian with dignity. Basi this is where I stop. See you in Atlanta!



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Can someone enlighten me, is it true that the Party in ATL has been cancelled?


When it comes to dressing, I am coming in zibiya and nyanda.


 


"....I found you literally naked......now you are all dressed.."


Kamuzu



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Guys, What I am about to ask you all, is best if we keep it on a down low! I mean LOW LOW! (who is the Malawian musician called Ben Michael and what does Cassava song say?)I felt so small when I asked those questions yesternight. My nephew laughed so hard that he even dropped the phone...Best I did was hung up the phone. So here I am swallowing my pride to get some information from you guys...if I call him next time I do not want to go through the phone and slap the black out of him. If you guys laugh too, I will slap the black out of you all!!!  Mamacita do you know the musician?


Help a brother out!


Are you saying the Atlanta party is cancelled????


Whats Tintin? Guys from now on Khibo of the Bad Boys crew will be called TINTIN.!!!


Zuze Chilombo Chapamudzi aka Mbili Kunjanji



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Who ever told you that the Atlanta 6 July Party has been cancelled told a lie.Take a word from the organiser the party is on,we are gonna party from friday to sunday,booze and food for all...What happens in ATL stays in ATL.


...the party don't stop till eight in the morning!!!



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Mbili,


Kumenekotu nde kunditapa mkamwa!! Here I am just chilling and you go and call a sista out like that But I gasta say that I laughed too when you said you don't know Ben Michael and "Cassava".  You have been in America too long my brother!! Basically, the song talks about how "cassava that is not cooked at all gives malawian power" ..." and women worry that they wont sleep tonight"...


If you need any more insight, then I don't know how to help you.  Kids also visit this sight so we can't get too graphic!!


You are old enough, you get the drift


 



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mbili lemme elaborate cassava in English is VIAGRA oops

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Thank you all for enlightening a brother. I shall sound wiser next time I talk to my nephew. Once again thank you! ****-talker did you say Cassava is Gondolosi???

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Aaah! Mbili!  What's up my brother?  I am a little confused here.  Don't tell me you don't know this stuff -- you have to know something at least.  Don't be disappointing a sister like that.  In very nice terms,  people say that cassava has aphrodisiac-like qualities when it is consumed raw!  Now do you understand?  Nanga mpakana tikambenso za gondolosi pano

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Kandolosi ndi akamuna. Alibe chibwana. If any of you sisters have any doubts, holla to this brothaman and I will bring my Gondolosi itenarary.



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