friends a little sense of humour wont kill us,there was a pastor from one of the churches in malawi called madzi amoyo,one day as it was routine to count his chicken in the barn he noticed that the rooster or a cock was missing so he asked his congregation like,-has anyone seen a cock?all the women stood up,then he realised he made a mistake so he said,do all of you have cocks?all the men stood up,he realised he made another mistake,so he said has any of you seen a cock thats not theirs?all the women in the choir stood up,realising his mistake again he said ok,ok, has any of you seen my cock,to his surprise all the boys in the choir stood up.