WIFE SOFTWARE :

INSTALLING WIFE version 1.0 CAUTION: Extremely Powerful Software. It Controls the Whole System. * When installing this s/w, additional s/w like Mother-in-law 1.0 and Father-in-law 1.0 will be automatically installed in ur system. * Wife 1.0 may detect s/w like Girl friends 1.0,2.0,3.0 etc as viruses and try to uninstall it. * Do not install Wife 2.0 over Wife 1.0 for this may corrupt the system. * Applications like Smoking 5.2, Drinking 6.7 , Parties 2.0 may stop working abruptly. * Service Packs like Jewels 1, Flower 2, Sarees 3may be added for the smooth functioning of Wife 1.0. * Resources like Time, Money would be occupied by Wife 1.0. So Be Careful !!!

"By the way I am not a software technician"

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