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jolene


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Aman escaped from prison where he has been for 15 years...he breaks in to this house to get some clothes in order to get rid of his prison uniform


he found this young couple who just got married on their bed..Furiously he ordered the man out  of the bed and tied his legs and arms...then he got himself on top of the woman kisses the woman on her neck..then he got up and went to the bathroom


the husband said to his wife; This guy must be very dangerous,hasnt seen a woman for a long time,


I know that he wants you,I saw the way he was kissing you,so if he demands to sleep with you dont say no please...he must be very dangerous..if he gets angry, he is going to kill us..honey please do whatever he says..be strong honey I LOVE YOU


 


The wife said;he wasnt kissing me,he told me he was gay and he thought you are cute and the he asked for vaseline,and I told him where the vaseline is(bathroom)he wants you honey


be VERY strong honey I LOVE YOU TOO!


 


 



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wowowowo hope it does not happen to Malawian straight guys!

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I think that man was scary...I hope he didnt find the vaseline in the bathroom..did he?



-- Edited by steechy at 01:56, 2005-08-16

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AAAAA!!!!!!this is scaring

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jolene wrote:
Aman escaped from prison where he has been for 15 years...he breaks in to this house to get some clothes in order to get rid of his prison uniform
he found this young couple who just got married on their bed..Furiously he ordered the man out  of the bed and tied his legs and arms...then he got himself on top of the woman kisses the woman on her neck..then he got up and went to the bathroom
the husband said to his wife; This guy must be very dangerous,hasnt seen a woman for a long time,
I know that he wants you,I saw the way he was kissing you,so if he demands to sleep with you dont say no please...he must be very dangerous..if he gets angry, he is going to kill us..honey please do whatever he says..be strong honey I LOVE YOU
 
The wife said;he wasnt kissing me,he told me he was gay and he thought you are cute and the he asked for vaseline,and I told him where the vaseline is(bathroom)he wants you honey
be VERY strong honey I LOVE YOU TOO!
 
 

Hey This is a good joke.

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