Imagine my surprise when i was woken up this morning with the news that i had been shot
Some idiot,called called my mum all the way in Malawi to tell her that i had been shot. My mum tried calling me but she couldn't get through coz i had switched ma phone off last nite just before i went to bed. She then got hold of ma sister, ma brother and ma aunt down in London trying to confirm the story but they knew nothing about it. She also tuned in to BBC 24 just incase they were running the story but nada! Some how news travelled around and people started calling ma brother and started paying their respects.
As soon as i had turned ma phone back on this morning, i thought i had won the lotto coz of all the mesages on it. I called ma brother and i told him that as far as i knew i was ok and i hadn't been shot.
So now were just trying to find out who the sicko was that neally gave my mum a heart attack.
My message to the trickster is "WATCH YOUR BACK"
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Miss Thang
"To educate a man is to educate an individual but to educate a woman is to educate a whole nation and people" MALCOM X
Wot??? That's total madness hee! Some pipo don't know what shock can do to family and close friends heee! My aunt died of heart attack of hearning that my cousin was involved in a terrible accident and just to learn afterwards that it was a mistaken identity. ndiye winawe if you think this is a game.... bassop!!!!!!!!
Long live Miss Thang!!!!
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"Give me a woman who loves beer and I'll conquer the world"... Kaiser Wilhelm
YOU MOST PROBABLY HAVE A LOT OF ENEMIES POSING AS YOUR FRIENDS. THERE'S MUST BE SOMETHING ABOUT YOU ;WHICH YOU PROBABLY CAN'T HELP, THAT MAKES PEOPLE DO SUCH MALICIOUS STUFF TO YOU (REMEMBER THE MALICIOUS E-MAIL)?
YOU MIGHT BE VERY PRETTY, SUCCESSFUL OR SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU OPEN TO JEALOUSY OR ENVY OR HATE, OR MAYBE YOU DONE SOMETHING TO SOMEONE. OR MAYBE YOU PARTY A LOT. OR YOU REBUFF GUYS A LOT. WHATEVER THE CASE SOME FOOLS ARE TRYING TO DO YOU HARM AND I SUGGEST YOU FIND OUT WHO IT IS AND CONFRONT THEM. OR JUST REDUCE YOUR "FRIEND" LOAD. I FIND OUT THAT WORKS PERFECT FOR ME...