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chichi


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Ladies and gentlemen take heed, the hour of  reckoning is near......Read  on 
 
Regardless of make  or year, all units known as  "human beings" are being  recalled by the  Manufacturer. This is due to a  malfunction in the
 original prototype units  code named "Adam" and  "Eve" resulting in the
 reproduction of the same defect  in all subsequent  units. 
 
This defect is technically termed, "Serious  Internal Non-morality,"  but more commonly known as "SIN." 
 
Some of the symptoms of the SIN defect: 
 
[a] Loss of direction
  Lack of peace and joy
 [c] Depression
 [d] Foul vocal emissions
 [e] Selfishness
 [f] Ingratitude
 [g] Fearfulness
 [h] Rebellion
  Jealousy 
 
The Manufacturer is providing factory authorized
 repair  service free of
 charge to correct the SIN defect. The Repair
 Technician,  Jesus Christ,
 has most generously offered to bear the entire
 burden of the staggering
 cost of these repairs. 
 
To repeat, there is no fee  required. The number to
call for repair in 
all areas is:   
 
P-R-A-Y-E-R. 
 
Once connected please upload the burden of  SIN
through the REPENTANCE procedure.
 
Next, download ATONEMENT from the  Repair
Technician, Christ, into the heart component of the
human unit.   
 
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Christ
will replace it  with: 
 
[a] Love
  Joy
 [c] Peace 
[d] Kindness   
[e] Goodness
 [f] Faithfulness
 [g] Gentleness 
[h] Patience   
[I] Self-control 
 
Please see the operating manual, HOLY BIBLE,  for  further details on the
 use of these fixes. 
 
As an added  upgrade, the Manufacturer has made
 available to all  repaired units a  facility enabling direct
 monitoring and assistance
 from the resident  Maintenance Technician, the
Holy  Spirit.
Repaired  units need only make Him  welcome and He will take
 up residence on the
 premises. 
 
WARNING:  Continuing to operate a human being unit
 without corrections
 voids the  Manufacturer's warranty, exposing the
 unit to dangers and
 problems too  numerous to list, and will ultimately
 result in the human
 unit being  incinerated. 
 
Thank you for your attention. 

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Kwacha


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Amen brothers and sisters. It's only through faith that all this is become possible. Salvation comes but through faith.


Strong faith doesn't stagger but maintains the confession in the face of strong opposition.


Praise the Lord, Hallelujah!!!!!!!



-- Edited by Kwacha at 22:31, 2005-06-19

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Chichi, I enjoyed reading your post. Keep them coming.

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Abale,apa ndiye opanda makutu ndiye zake.I have enjoyed this posting,tiye nazo Chiki keep dem flowing.

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