The day after the night before.

Jeff wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can't believe. He forces
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of
aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to
them,
a
single red rose!

Jeff sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
pressed.

Jeff looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotlessly
clean.

So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and then cringes
when he
sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and
notices a note on the table:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping--Love
you!"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and
the
morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jeff asks,
"Son...what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You
broke
some furniture, puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you
ran
into the door."

"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose,
and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh THAT!...
Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants
off,
you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"

Broken furniture - $85.26

Hot Breakfast - $4.20

Red Rose bud -$3.00

Two Aspirins -$.38

Saying the right thing, at the right time.........Priceless

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