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Ngwazi


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This is meant to be a joke,I hope it does not start issues on the forum,ENJOY!!(could not post in the jokes forum for obvious reasons)


 


A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."


To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"



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just out of curiousity whats the vaseline for?to supersize or easy sliding.

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evrytym i hear that it cracks me up! ha ha

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Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Zat is a very good one!!!! Couldn't help laughing my lungs out!!!!!!

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Ngwazi you just made me $20 richer. I submitted your joke on the Joke of the Day forum at work and guess what, your joke made it to the top. That was a good one my brother, keep them coming.

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hahaha that joke is off the hook funny.  Oh game the vaseline is for easy sliding.


hahaha that is so funny be strong honey fo real



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Brandy1 wrote:


Ngwazi you just made me $20 richer. I submitted your joke on the Joke of the Day forum at work and guess what, your joke made it to the top.


Brandy1,


I hope am not asking for  too much,but ndiye sungangondiponyelako ka $10 kokha,iwe half inenso half?zocheza,but I am just glad that you have made 2 hours pay ndi joke imene ija but I dont claim intellectual rights to that joke,good for you and congratulations!!!



-- Edited by Ngwazi at 22:07, 2005-06-09

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