Ayatollah For 2009

Ngwazi · Guru

RE: RE: Ayatollah For 2009

kesso · Senior Member

of course. Just meant it as a figure of speech. Won't actually KISS him. EEEEW!

game · Guru

Kesso,
are you aware that Abiti Nyono is a man ?:weirdface

lol

kesso · Senior Member

Of course I'm aware. I can sense femininity a mile off!!!

Black Panther · Senior Member

quote:
Originally posted by: kesso
" He couldn't lead a buch of 2 yr olds across a street."

LOL

Ayatollah · Senior Member

In life, there are two kinds of people. There are those who decide to do things and get them done and there are those who spend sleep less nights trying to find faults and criticize those that seem to pursue their dreams. I am glad I am not the latter.

Do not be misled, Ayatollah has never claimed to be a born leader as others may want to misconstrue. Ayatollah is just like any other human being and has always worked hard to get things done. Unlike Nyino, Ayatollah believes that leaders are not born, they are made. This is why people spend time and billions of dollars learning about leadership skills. Ayatollah also understands that you don't have to be the greatest leader in the world to lead a country. Let me let you in on a small secret that has boosted Ayatollahs success. While Ayatollah has held a number of positions of authority in society and has all the confidence in his leadership skills, Ayatollah has always surrounded himself with good people. Ayatollah is no fool. He understands that it is good people that make leaders look great. Example, Bingu may be a good guy but if he does not rid himself of the Gwax Chakwax of the world, his reputation may end up in the dust bin.

Also let me make this clear to all you little haters out there. Ayatollah is a very skilled person and has great interpersonal skills. Don't confuse the Ayatollah character with Ayatollahs persona. There is no doubt most of you would be happy to meet the person behind Ayatollah. I am aware Ayatolla has hurt one too many little minds. For that, I must apologize. This is just for fun. If I took your comments to heart, I probably would not be here with you on Malawiana. I strongly care about each and every one of you and God bless Malawi. As for 2009 my prediction is that Ayatollah will be elected President of the Republic Of Malawi. As for Nyino and his lieutenants they will gnash their teeth and cry Pyoo!!!!!!

-- Edited by Ayatollah at 06:50, 2005-05-26

-- Edited by Ayatollah at 06:51, 2005-05-26

kesso · Senior Member

Your attitudes to life and leadership are somewhat childish (no offence) having failed to secure the respect and support you thought you'd have, you go on to blame "haters" and Nyono.

Do you have an clue about policy? Do dream about being a politician, let alone a president, you have to actually live in the society, build up alliances, kiss a lot of ass (and I mean a whole lot of ass). Be prepared to get you jands dirty. And most of all you need a tough hide. It's that simple! We all can dream about being presidents or astronauts. But it takes one to actually be working to that end and quit wasting your time arguing with us on the internet.

Go out there! If you can't take criticism here, then you don't stand a chance when you expose yourself to the REAL WORLD.

Abiti Nyono · Member

I was wondering the same thing too, what kind of a leader will he make if he can’t take constructive criticism but resort to stick to the same melodramatic politics of altercation, writing lengthy posts without any real substance in it despite the fact that he had to edit that sh*t twice. Open up your eyes dude, grow up and get with the program. I ain’t hating but it’s just the venom in me discharging itself.

kesso · Senior Member

Exactly my sentiments...

President of Malawi my *ss! Mind you it's OK to dream. But probably the best place for your dreams are in your head. And that's where they should stay.

Amen!

Ayatollah · Senior Member

quote:
Originally posted by: kesso
"Exactly my sentiments... President of Malawi my *ss! Mind you it's OK to dream. But probably the best place for your dreams are in your head. And that's where they should stay. Amen!"

Pyoo!

Archbishop Player Tru · Newbie

quote:
Originally posted by: kesso
"Your attitudes to life and leadership are somewhat childish (no offence) having failed to secure the respect and support you thought you'd have, you go on to blame "haters" and Nyono. Do you have an clue about policy? Do dream about being a politician, let alone a president, you have to actually live in the society, build up alliances, kiss a lot of ass (and I mean a whole lot of ass). Be prepared to get you jands dirty. And most of all you need a tough hide. It's that simple! We all can dream about being presidents or astronauts. But it takes one to actually be working to that end and quit wasting your time arguing with us on the internet. Go out there! If you can't take criticism here, then you don't stand a chance when you expose yourself to the REAL WORLD."

Ayatollah, musachimvere chisiru chopanda nzeru ichi. Go on with your dreams player and make it happen. Anthu ansanje awa sakuthandizani. Besides why are you worried about people on this site. Most of them are full of shiit. They practice Politics from a distance. Remember how people predicted that Gwanda was going to win in the last elections? Those of us on the ground knew that Gwanda was not going to be anywhere close to winning the race. My advice is don't listen to these Janjaweeds. Go home with a good solid plan and talk to the people who matter ie the voters. Kesso and his friend are nothing but frustrated souls full of jealous.

game · Guru

bishop

when you say most people on this forum are full shiit you have to be specific dont you think?other wise ukanda mkango mapwala utagona nde its not good.

kesso · Senior Member

Frustrated souls of jealousy? Boy, what a mouthful!

Archbishop. Let me start by calling you an Ignorant, moronic, short-sighted idiot. for you to accuse me of whatever you did is misguided. How can i be jealous of someone I don't even know. I'm taking his posts at face value because this is an anonymous place. Period.

If Ayatolla cannot handle criticism from an anonymous person like me then he doesn't stand a chance when the media take him on. How can he stand to lead a nation of 12million people if he cant debate with us here.

If you want to vote for him, go ahead. I would be his opposition. Taunting him all the way to oblivion. Anytime he comes on this forum to air an opinion, I'll be there on the opposition. Not out of jealousy or spite but out of love for my country...

Brandy1 · Veteran Member

quote:
Originally posted by: game
"other wise ukanda mkango mapwala utagona nde its not good."

hahahahaha, Game, you reminded me of my old days ku lally, when boys start magemu, I used to like sitting in the backseat of basi yakulally just to listen to magemu like this one (though I was the only girl back there). You made my day Bro, and Ayats, aka, Mr Mwale, aka, my-Zulu-girlfriend, sit yourself down, okeeey!!!!!!!!!

Archbishop Player Tru · Newbie

quote:
Originally posted by: kesso
"Frustrated souls of jealousy? Boy, what a mouthful! Archbishop. Let me start by calling you an Ignorant, moronic, short-sighted idiot. for you to accuse me of whatever you did is misguided. How can i be jealous of someone I don't even know. I'm taking his posts at face value because this is an anonymous place. Period. If Ayatolla cannot handle criticism from an anonymous person like me then he doesn't stand a chance when the media take him on. How can he stand to lead a nation of 12million people if he cant debate with us here. If you want to vote for him, go ahead. I would be his opposition. Taunting him all the way to oblivion. Anytime he comes on this forum to air an opinion, I'll be there on the opposition. Not out of jealousy or spite but out of love for my country..."

Kesso, you stupid imbecile. How dare you call the Archbishop an idiot? Your postings are so shallow and are very lacking in depth. You just proved my point. You are criticizing the famous Ayatollah out of hate without understanding exactly what he has to offer. Pre conceived notions like these are not only hazardous but are also detrimental to progress. You are a shame to the Northerners. You stupid dimwit and good for nothing Chitserekwete chomwa Madzi ometera.

kesso · Senior Member

What Northerners am I a shame to? I'm from Zomba you moron!

What famous Ayatolla? I don't know him, never heard of him and besides this is an ANONYMOUS column, so I can say what I want about him. My patriotism gives me the RIGHT to condemn and challenge anyone who thinks he can run MY country.

Keep it up, you might be a minister in his government, albeit the one in his imagination...

Abiti Nyono · Member

Kesso,

Don’t waste your time with this dude, he is the same guy Ayatollah disguised in another alias to look like he has a rapport of goodwill with other members of this forum. He always hibernates when the other dude does so only to resurface at the same time as him! How else can you explain that?

kesso · Senior Member

I was wondering how he sounded like the same obnoxious prat.

Archbishop Player Tru · Newbie

quote:
Originally posted by: Abiti Nyono
"Kesso, Don’t waste your time with this dude, he is the same guy Ayatollah disguised in another alias to look like he has a rapport of goodwill with other members of this forum. He always hibernates when the other dude does so only to resurface at the same time as him! How else can you explain that?"

The Archbishop can also claim that Nyino is Kesso. You stupid fool suffering from "Lets Pull him Down Syndrome." Your idiotic demeanor is such a put off. I went back and read all your postings and Ayatollah's postings. Guess what, you have never brought anything of intelligence on this forum apart from trying to make a name as Ayatollahs number one critic. I may not agree with everything Ayatollah spits but I can deduce that the cylinders of his brain are much more superior than yours. It pains you so much because he claims to be rich. If Ayatollah is serious about going back to work for free, I have no doubt he loves Malawi more than you. Ayats is the kind of Politicians Malawi needs. People should not get into Politics just so they can get rich. That is why our Politicians have no principles at all. Ayatollah! hit me up in private. Don't listen to this barbarian whose wants to base his existence on this site as your number one critique. He is a troubled person and will never amount to shiiiiit!!!

kesso · Senior Member

You are obviously the epitome of intelligence and I am not worthy to even put up an argument as far as you and Ayats are concerned.

However...

I said it once and I'll say it again. Everyone who intends to take up public office should have a hide like a rhino. Imagine in MW, from the media to the streets to the villages. Not to mention the universities. A country of 12 millions people would eat him alive if he can't handle criticism. Take this as a practice spot on how to handle "know-it-alls" like myself, game, Nyono attacking his dreams and policies before they get off the ground. If he feels intimidated now, imagine how he would be when those seasoned politicians in MW take hold of him. Remember what they did to Chihana when he came all guns blazing, talking democracy and all that crap...

I don't know who the real Ayatolla is, I don't care who he is. All I know is that; based solely on his postings, that he hardly has the qualities to be a ruler. Oh maybe, the gift of fabrication might come in handy (he sure has loads of that).

So Archbishop, before you accuse me of "lets pull him Down" syndrome, think of what he would have to go through.

Like I said, you might get a cabinet post in his imaginary government.

game · Guru

keeso

archbishop can never get a post in any government let alone his village,he is not intelligent at all.he just jump on a band wagon not knowing where its going,why couldnt he let you and Ayat settle it between the two of you.

-- Edited by game at 19:13, 2005-05-27

Ayatollah · Senior Member

Afana, I will be back

-- Edited by Ayatollah at 20:04, 2005-05-27

Ayatollah · Senior Member

2009 Woyee!

-- Edited by Ayatollah at 20:06, 2005-05-27

Archbishop Player Tru · Newbie

quote:
Originally posted by: game
"keeso archbishop can never get a post in any government let alone his village,he is not intelligent at all.he just jump on a band wagon not knowing where its going,why couldnt he let you and Ayat settle it between the two of you.-- Edited by game at 19:13, 2005-05-27"

Inunso a Game musamakhale ngati Ntchentche yopupuluma and kissing Kessos dumb ass left right and Center. Is it not Kesso who jumped into Nyono and Ayatollahs beef. I know you are still suffering from the effects of swimming in the michimba infested Lingadzi River. Simfana wa 47 iwe. I know you and I know exactly what Kamuzu and his MCP did to your lazy family. You are still disoriented chitsiru cha munthu iwe.

Chiki · Veteran Member

Hey yo Archbishop playa tru ( wot a silly name) or wateva yo call urself ..

..u kno wot, u dont hav **** 2 say so jus chill and zip ur stupid mouth

. Bambo chonena inu mulibe, nde mungophoza basiii. Its yo who is trying 2 kiss Ayatolla's dumb ass an as Kesso says in the hope of being De Minister without portfolio in his cabinet.Vuto lake amazakuyiwalani...... that is mwina atakakwela mapili aku Machinga an somehow he manages to win the presidency......... So jus shut that dirty mouth of urs and keep quite.......

Archbishop Player Tru · Newbie

quote:
Originally posted by: Chiki
"Hey yo Archbishop playa tru ( wot a silly name) or wateva yo call urself ....u kno wot, u dont hav **** 2 say so jus chill and zip ur stupid mouth. Bambo chonena inu mulibe, nde mungophoza basiii. Its yo who is trying 2 kiss Ayatolla's dumb ass an as Kesso says in the hope of being De Minister without portfolio in his cabinet.Vuto lake amazakuyiwalani...... that is mwina atakakwela mapili aku Machinga an somehow he manages to win the presidency......... So jus shut that dirty mouth of urs and keep quite....... "

Wadya Bibbi iwe eti? For your information, I believe in Ayats and I sure hope to hold a position in his cabinet. You got that right. Archbishop will never let a moment of opportunity pass him by. He will kiss Ayats all the way to Mtunthama.

kesso · Senior Member

Guys. Let's let these fools go. It seems the more we waste our time with these morons, the more we begin to sound like them.

We're giving them something to argue about... Let's go someplace else where we can hold real debates about intelligent stuff. I know these guys can't contribute there...

Archbishop Player Tru · Newbie

quote:
Originally posted by: kesso
"Guys. Let's let these fools go. It seems the more we waste our time with these morons, the more we begin to sound like them. We're giving them something to argue about... Let's go someplace else where we can hold real debates about intelligent stuff. I know these guys can't contribute there..."

Why are all your postings in plural form? Can you stand on your own at all. Weak lazy asss. Don't even have a back bone to stand up for own beliefs. Help less that is what you are. A follower always you shall be. What a punishment God instilled on you

kesso · Senior Member

Well I guess you are the genius...

Abiti Nyono · Member

Nah, he ain't! Just another dumb ass dude on the block trying to take the role of his father figure, oh i meant to say his other alias who has been reduced to an Idiot who can't even make up his mind as to how best to come back at us for we got his wits all messed up such that he now edits his senile single line posts trying to put some substance in it which is proving to be so hard to come by.