Welcome back to the forum homeboy and good luck on your ambitious plans for 2009.Just a correction though, Malawi’s Presidential term runs for 5 years, so what do you intend to do with the remaining year, let the Mama rule? And how about a sneak peek of your manifesto and whatever you stand for politically, that might help members of this forum better understand your objectives as of now since you’re just an underground aspirer.

you got my vote and the votes of my people from mlowe village in Rumphi.

Game,

where exactly at mlowe do you come from?-i quess you should be familiar with manolo too!!

"Since mwawanandi mukuwa nge mbakwithu thought ud enjoy the below chihana story "

MACHIPISA AND THE CHICKEN BONES!

  During the run up to the first general elections in Malawi the  opposition
 Aford were invited to UK by the renown politician in that country
Sir David Steel. The Aford delegation included the president Chakufwa Chihana, Machipisa Munthali and many notable figures that mattered in those days.

 In Scotland, after the day's discussions a luncheon was organised.
The high table by custom needed to be served while the rest had to serve themselves.
Machipisa was very hungry and rushed to the plates, quickly served himself and started eating. He used to like chicken. So had chicken in his plate.

 Because he was so hungry he ate the chicken to an extent of breaking the bones. This made a lot of noise and Chihana was concerned. But how could he tell his official to stop breaking chicken bones.If he tells him in  English every body will understand. So he asked David Steel to allow him say alittle prayer although some people had alreadystarted eating. Steel  gave

Chihana a go ahead and hear what the prayer was like:

"Imwe ba Machipisa, bazungu bakuzizwa naumo imwe  mukuphwanyila viwanga!
Amen." Chihana smiled to himself for his intelligence.

"Dada Chihana monire!" an elderly white man who was at the very same table next to Steel greeted him. "Ise ndise tikajula Livingstonia ira! Kamufumbani Chikulamayembe wa kundimanya makola ho! Enya cha!!" (So he has understood the bones  breaking (ejuction) concluded the president within himself.

Game and manolo,

Kwathu ndi ku mlowe.Are guys in the states or u.k.

I really wanna know we might be related.

its just a joke chado.

Sure hit me with it.

My email address is on my user profile. Anytime!!!

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Originally posted by: Abiti Nyono
"Welcome back to the forum homeboy and good luck on your ambitious plans for 2009.Just a correction though, Malawi’s Presidential term runs for 5 years, so what do you intend to do with the remaining year, let the Mama rule? And how about a sneak peek of your manifesto and whatever you stand for politically, that might help members of this forum better understand your objectives as of now since you’re just an underground aspirer."

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Abiti Nyino, I have noticed that you always go out of your way to try and respond to each and every posting written by the Grand Ayatollah. If my recollection is serving me right, I remember telling you that I would not grant you the satisfaction. Hence the reason up to now, I have not responded to your Zikwapa zobera.

While Ayatollah is undisputably smart, please note that he has never claimed to be an expert on Malawian Politics. I am not ashamed to say it but and I doubt the fact that a mistake on the Malawian Presidential terms is enough a disqualification for Ayatollah to stand in 2009. Besides, Ayatollah is there to fight for the poor Malawians. Ayatollah is not worried about people like you who are struggling in the West making minimum wage at a Nursing home and can not even go home to vote. Ayatollah is concerned about the people who are suffering each and every day in Malawi because their politicians do not care about them. Ayatollah knows what it means to give back and that is why I am going to donate my Services. The South African Mama to be will open a charitable hospital for kids. Abiti! stay tuned for more. Ayatollah is already working with good people inside and outside Malawi. Stay tuned for Ayatollahs true Manifesto! 

Mr. K. Mwale aka Ayatollah, 

I think there were more significant issues raised in a number of postings above that you could have addressed and responded to than concentrating on trivial issues like bickering, boasting etc, you just failed one test of qualities of a natural-born leader. I’ll say it again; I’m not that sick as to be seeking some satisfaction from another man and it is my birthright to express myself by responding to any topics, postings, contributions, debates etc  that I see fit without regard to who started the thread.

Even though I have never seen the inside of a nursing home before nor got a paycheck from one, I don’t believe that the fact that some of our peers are doing that kind of a job to make ends meet and pay their tuition is enough conviction to degrade them as being less of a Malawian or a human being such that their would be President would have nothing to do with them.  If I were to run for our country’s Presidency, I would very much be concerned about those people too, why is Malawi putting a lot of talent, skill, business acumen to a waste in the west and how best to tap on such  and utilize it back home coz I know a lot of those guys have accumulated enormous skills that a lot of Malawians back home do not posses and are only let down by immigration issues and lack of real opportunities back home and they are just waiting for that big short in life just like Tony Montana said;” a great big p***y waiting to get f***ed.”

You do not necessarily have to be an expert on Malawian Politics to know how long a Presidential term is for our country, that’s just one of the basic facts that any citizen of our beloved country knows. If you are not well acquainted with the basics then where is your foundation? You are already letting a lot of people down before you actually venture into the real political arena. Your demeanor is letting you down and you sound too power hungry to me, rest assured you do not have my vote and that of the others who think like me unless you come out convincing enough!   

And oh the name is Nyono, yeah Nyono, Abiti Nyono i'll say it enough like Mike Jones! Nyono, sounds close like the other word, man's best pet but it ain't only if you're deep into linguistics you would grasp it!

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Originally posted by: Abiti Nyono
"Mr. K. Mwale aka Ayatollah,  I think there were more significant issues raised in a number of postings above that you could have addressed and responded to than concentrating on trivial issues like bickering, boasting etc, you just failed one test of qualities of a natural-born leader. I’ll say it again; I’m not that sick as to be seeking some satisfaction from another man and it is my birthright to express myself by responding to any topics, postings, contributions, debates etc  that I see fit without regard to who started the thread. Even though I have never seen the inside of a nursing home before nor got a paycheck from one, I don’t believe that the fact that some of our peers are doing that kind of a job to make ends meet and pay their tuition is enough conviction to degrade them as being less of a Malawian or a human being such that their would be President would have nothing to do with them.  If I were to run for our country’s Presidency, I would very much be concerned about those people too, why is Malawi putting a lot of talent, skill, business acumen to a waste in the west and how best to tap on such  and utilize it back home coz I know a lot of those guys have accumulated enormous skills that a lot of Malawians back home do not posses and are only let down by immigration issues and lack of real opportunities back home and they are just waiting for that big short in life just like Tony Montana said;” a great big p***y waiting to get f***ed.” You do not necessarily have to be an expert on Malawian Politics to know how long a Presidential term is for our country, that’s just one of the basic facts that any citizen of our beloved country knows. If you are not well acquainted with the basics then where is your foundation? You are already letting a lot of people down before you actually venture into the real political arena. Your demeanor is letting you down and you sound too power hungry to me, rest assured you do not have my vote and that of the others who think like me unless you come out convincing enough!    And oh the name is Nyono, yeah Nyono, Abiti Nyono i'll say it enough like Mike Jones! Nyono, sounds close like the other word, man's best pet but it ain't only if you're deep into linguistics you would grasp it!  "

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I also concur, this is splendid writing, flawless. I think we good learn a lot from your postings. Most people (even me) on this forum just post pathetic sh*t. And lately the forum has been infected by mediocrity and dull postings. Lately I have'nt even been interested in browsing through the posts. I think we all need to wake up and atleast try to post some intelligent issues. I think we need more people like you.

 

 

 

So do tell, is Ayats "K. Mwale". That is some interesting stuff.