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Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call of a woman in labour.
The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi, the mother,  pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......... smack his ass again


 



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Now that's black humour that works.


Pudah paf. The debate we had about the use or irony and reality is self-evident here. That's the suff a dictionary cannot elaborate on.


I hope (if you read this) you don't take offence, I was just explaining my point.



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hahaha now thats a funny joke i had to share that with ma friends LOL

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