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HOPE THIS BRIGHTENS UP UR FRIDAY 13th MOOD..IT WORKD FOR MOI..!!

Q: What's small, red, and can't turn around in corridors?
A: A baby with a javelin through its head.

What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.

What's pink and chunky?
A baby with leprosy.

What's small, and red, and full of holes?
A baby on a bed of nails.

What's the safest way to play with a baby ?
With a condom.

What's red and dances all around?
A baby on a barbecue

What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ?
Cancer.

What goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz?
Twins in an acid bath

What's red, screams and goes around in circles?
A baby with its foot nailed to the floor.

What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller?
A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler!

How do you spoil a baby?
Leave it out in the sun.


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what a sick sense of humor, unless you eat "baby" back ribs

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that is just sick and who ever came up with that needs Jesus in their lives cuz thats just twisted

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Originally posted by: chichi

"that is just sick and who ever came up with that needs Jesus in their lives cuz thats just twisted"


Disgusting. That wouldnt brighten up any1's day. If it did brighten urs then yo just sick, sick ,sick.



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Lighten up peeps, think out of the box and u'l see the humour in it.....It sure brightened up my Day...hehe..

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EEEAAAWWWW!!Those are the kind of jokes you should keep to yourself.



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What kind of a sad life do you lead to need those kind of jokes to brighten your day ha?



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Originally posted by: Jane Doe

"Lighten up peeps, think out of the box and u'l see the humour in it.....It sure brightened up my Day...hehe.."



Heh heh, don't worry dear, not many people ascribe to black humour.
You gotta wean 'em first otherwise their minds just block out.

For the hoi poloi look at it this way, there's nothing funny about a man who's shot through the heart and dies, yet you gotta admit you'd find it funny if someone got shot in the bum and kicked the bucket. Same outcome, why does the latter one not seem as bad?


Still, one must be well balanced to absorb the sick stuff.
Obsession leads to psychosis and hence to heinous crimes...

I worry 'bout you Jane, considering your full handle is what the cops call unidentified female corpses...



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I think that there's a thin line between black humour and tastelesness. To get black humour right, it has to have a tad bit of irony attached to it. To cross the line into black, the humour has to ring true to an extent.


Sadly, that joke didn't meet either of the criteria.



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C'mon guys jus' think wit' me for a minute here: you gat a kid, you are a dyke and currently you goin' out with the [Blair witch]..who  so happens to teach you  ominous jokes. Damnnnnn!

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Kesso, you got your facts heels over arse

To elucidate:

The noun "black humour" has 1 sense in WordNet.
1. black humor, black humour -- (the juxtaposition of morbid and farcical elements (in writing or drama) to give a disturbing effect)
http://www.cogsci.princeton.edu/cgi-bin/webwn2.0?stage=1&word=black+humour

Granted, the more queasy insist on differentiation
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_humour
But notice that there's no entry for the so called 'sick humour'

Perhaps the closest you'll get is
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_baby_jokes#Sick_jokes

And it's been said a million times, you don't have to read it if you don't agree with it.
Leave well alone.



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Pudah paf or whatever you call yourself. It's idiots like you who, having misunderstood an opinion, go on to quote another opinion that you are totally ignorant about.


My definition af black humour was from a media critic's point of view and not a dictionary one. Seeing that I have ample experience in that field I am right and you are wrong end of story!


Since this is a public forum ANY opinion placed is put here to attract debate, criticism. If a joke is placed, its placed here for people to read it, if it isn't funny we all  have the right to criticise it. That Joke wasn't funny. You know why? Because it was just plain tasteless! Even black humour has to have taste. Its lack of taste can olny work ironically.


Any half-wit would tell you that!



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Ah, a media critic... a veritable fount of unending wisdom.
I suppose dictionaries are for idiots (your word not mine) like myself.
I gave you the benefit of the doubt Kesso, you let me down.

He who knows not and knows not he knows not
Is a fool
Shun him
He who knows not and knows he knows not
Is a pupil
Guide him
He who knows and knows not he knows
Is dangerous
Avoid him
He who knows and knows he knows
Is wise
Follow him

Go figure achimwene



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I wonder where you copied that unoriginal, shallow piece of diatribe dressed up as infinite wisdom.


I expected more from you. Well, I guess this could turn uglier and I'm not up for anything negative this time around, so I'll let this one slide since it's just insignificant...



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