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Ngwazi


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copied from Malawitalk forum.


1) Interviewer: Grant how do you feel about scoring such a
 beautiful goal
 Grant : I feel immediately!!!


2) Swadick Sanudi
 This was an interview to get to know more about the player
 after an extended period of rich form:
 Interviewer: So Swadick tell us about your family
 Swadick: I have one KIDS. I also have two brothers: There is
 one in front of me and one behind me.

 3) Fisher Kondowe:
 This interview took place after a game that took place on
 Fisher's birthday.
 Interviewer: Firstly, Fisher we would just like to wish you
 a happy birthday.
 Fisher : Thank you, thank you, same to you. (Who knows
 maybe it was the guy's birthday too)

 4) Peter Mponda
 (a whole book can be written using amusing quotes from this
 player alone)
 Interviewer: Peter you seem to have hit such a rich vein of
 form you also seem a lot fitter. What is
your secret?
 Peter Mponda: In the morning I get up and I run away.

 5) Peter Mponda
 Interviewer: Peter you have just played an amazing game to
 help BB win, where to from here.
 Peter : I am going home.

 6) Maupo Nsowoya
 Interviewer: Maupo, who do you think will host the 2010
 soccer bid?
 Maupo: Geoffrey Kapusa

 7) Robert Ng'ambi
 Interviewer: Robert those were three beautiful babies you
 put away behind the net. How do you
 feel?
 Robert: Aah I am so ashamed, I just don't like it when
 these woman tell the whole world."


Koma chizungu ndichofunika juchimvetsetsa,shaa



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hahahaha LoL!!! that was really funny


at least I laughed a lil today thanx for the Jokes


 



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Ngwazi check this out about albert mpinganjira,when malawi was playin bafana bafana.

mark fish,"arbert so how is malawi?

arbert,"here is the weather focus,n'gabu 25 degrees,now time for sunset and sun rise.


and this one about rasta du likonde,he was told to feel a form because he was going with Bakili muluzi to america as a business man,he checked other peoples forms they all started with doctor,rev,proffessor,likonde wrote,"am late likonde" coming down to the passage where he had to write his sex as in gender,he wrote,"twice a day"instead of male.

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Malawi won against Mozambique, Kika's interview


Reporter:So Albert how was the game?


Albert: Show show



-- Edited by sepusepu at 10:40, 2005-05-05

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Before kick-off during a game at Kamuzu Stadium between Malawi National team and Bafana Bafana, a Lenzo introducing his fellow players to Sports Minister and other foreing nationals.


Lenzo: my name is Chikondi Banda, my name is Albert Mpinganjira, my name is Muzipasi (he was saying so while pointing to his fellow teammates)


The famous Likonde from LL's once visited UK and when he returned home his family and friends were asking him how was UK and he was like: "Ana aku England ndi ochangamuka, kutiona tiana ting'onoting'ono tikulankhula chizungu kwabasi."


LONG LIVE KAMUZU!!!!!!!!!!



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Originally posted by: Brandy1
 The famous Likonde from LL's once visited UK and when he returned home his family and friends were asking him how was UK and he was like: "Ana aku England ndi ochangamuka, kutiona tiana ting'onoting'ono tikulankhula chizungu kwabasi."

Brandy1,


I like this one,wicked humour!but this Likonde guy is associated with a lot of jokes relating to umbuli.Apparently when the mobile phone technology(cellular ku malawi!)arrived in malawi,his phone went off whilst he was at the Capital Hotel,amazed as how he was found, he asked the caller how he got to know that he was at the hotel at that particular time.Another time someone commented that he (Likonde)was wearing a nice sneaker and just to show off  and pointing at his t-shirt,caps as well as his tracksuit bottoms he went "umadziwa ma tsiku ano mphasha yake ndi imeneyi,sneaker,sneaker,sneaker and more sneaker(the word sneaker was being used to show/or point the items he was wearing)



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LOL! U guys dont spare anyone do you? Tsono a Likondewo umbuliwo nde ngwambili.Mbuli za chuma. Just heard that now he wants to stand as an MP. ndi kusukulu komweko sanapondeko

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