For those of us whom English is not the first language, read on!! Here is a speech delivered by Idi Amini at a sumptuous luncheon hosted by Queen Elizabeth II of Great Britain.

"My majesty Mr. Queen sir, horrible ministers and members of parliament, invented guests, ladies and gentlemen. I hereby thank you completely....Mr Queen sir, and also what he has done for me and my fellow Uganda who came with me. We have really eaten very much. And we are fed up completely and also very thanks you to keenly open up from all the windows so that those plenty climates can come into lunch."

"But before i go back to my country with a plane from Entebe airport of London, i wish to invitation you Mr Queen, to become home to Uganda so that we can also revenge on you. You will eat a full cow and also feel up your stomach and walk with difficult because of full stomach completely."

"Even when you want to rest at night, i will make sure that you sleep on top of me in the top up stairs of my mansion completely so that you can enjoy all the gravity of fresh air."

"But now i am sorry because i have to tell you thay i have made a short call on you only. But next time i shall make a long call on you to last the whole moon completely."

"Thank you very much to allow me to undress you completely before these extinguished ladies under gentlemen sir."

"Lastly but not list, i ask the band to play our international anthem of the Republic of Uganda and also the British International anthem."

"Your Majesty Sir, i thank you from the bottom of my heart and from the bottoms of the people of Uganda. With these few words i thank you, Sir."