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Finally, the guy's side of the story!! At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. We always hear the rules from the female side. Now, here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.these are all numbered 1 ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it thatway. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtlehints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we say can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we mean the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing, we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine..Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round is a shape. 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh!!!!

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bowa

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iwe ndi chitsilu! go get a girlfriend and a life!

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Doggy style

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BOWA, if you knew how to read you would have realized that those are real and daily issued that real people deal with in their homes. So until you get one of your own you can never understand.it's way above you. 

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cheka cheka

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hey...


DOGGY you are the man!!! wanena zoona meni, .....lol...this is off the damn hook!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Mr Damn Right

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Doggy Style,


  What a plausible and entertaining posting! However, you should have had the nerve to tell us where you copied it from. It is only a mark intellect to acknowledge source. I still remember you homie..I know you well.



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Boy!! U must have some issues to sit down and copy dat **** from a mag.

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Miss Thang "To educate a man is to educate an individual but to educate a woman is to educate a whole nation and people" MALCOM X
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