I am glad to say I finally got an opportunity to speak to the Player President himself. Below are some of the excerpts from our conversations:

Ayatolla : Word up Player?   

Player Pres: What's up Ayatollah?

Ayatolla: Just wanted to find out what the deal is?

Player Pres: Ahh! kodi anthu inu bwanji? Zausiru zimezi. You know zinthu zimachitika. Amdala inunso mukudziwa. Pple are just making up stories. Nothing ever happened. Everything is cool.

Ayatolla: Well what can I say. I think people have got this issue all mixed up. I am glad I caught up with you and you have said your side of the story. Other than that Ayatollah would like to appologize for writing za mu maluwa. You know Ayats want the best for you and madam.

Player Pres: Yes Ayatollah, next time get your facts right 

That is how our interview went down.