Mama and Late Dr Banda

Zee · Member

Mama and Late Dr Banda

Kwacha · Newbie

I hear they had a love relationship

but nobody would dare say anything about it because you'd get your parents arrested and even be meat for crocodiles. Kaya anzanga munamva kuti chani????

-- Edited by Kwacha at 04:12, 2004-11-18

Abromovich · Member

So long as there is no evidence it is not true. Munawagwira akupanga love? But mind you I am saying EVIDENCE. But may be on the other hand imagine this: Can you tell a mouse to guard a bag of groundnuts? Ndathela pompo.

greenlantern · Newbie

Damn mayne..Mama 'n' late Dr Banda, just thinkin' of it

..anyway since everybody gat their opinions on it (and opinions are like asses,everybody gat one)..so amma lay mine. I think that Du' was tappin' that ass fo' sure dawg. I mean come on, you can't jus' let ass hang around you all the time and be pretendin' as if it ain't there. Shiiit..I mean he was a man and you know men, we easily get excited dawg....if a fine chic is hangin' around you all the time and you can tap that ish jus' the minute you suggest it, ofcourse you will get in there son..you know wut I mean. I bet he was all up in there 24/7

tappin' that. Anyway may his soul R.I.P, great man!!!

phoebs · Member

quote:
Originally posted by: Zee
" Is it true that Mama and Kamuzu had a love relationship or it just a proffessional relationship, me and my buddies were arguing about so please help us out."

first Zee, just think, why else would a grown man take a beauty queen into his fold if not to 'have' her? Mama was all that am sure you have seen her early photos.

secondly, why was she called the Official Lioness of Malawi (OLM) if Kamuzu was the only one called The Lion?

among other things, even though they tried so hard to sit on it, you tend to wonder some of the things. so am gonna say wot someone on this forum said to me one time," if something has a tail and looks like a dog, call it as it is, a dog."

phoebs · Member

Y'all but the man was smooth. Even in his aftermath no-one seems to know for sure when he was born and where he really was from. There has been so many xool of thoughts. there i hand it to him, he still remains a mystery in his death.....

Roca · Member

Well they were not oficially married but I believe at one point in time the late H.E,must have tapped that ass,what else do you expect.

Roca.

mzee mwakanenile · Newbie

WANGANYA MWEE!!!

For Christ Sake of what importance is the love relationship between Mama and the late Kamuzu to you? Jesus Christ, a bunch of idiots sitting down discussing(powwow) the late old man personal affairs. I bet you used to get fascinated watching dogs mating(ndikumatotanso) in your backyard in Namiwawa. I mean you give me that impression. Why don't you just join the kuswela club or rent those hot videos? Seriously, I'm not related to either Mama or Kamuzu but I find your question very irritating. Stop that nonsense. Its bull. Find you a girlfriend or if its hard then save your Burger King paycheck and try those prostitutes around your corner. Respect your elders, mainly those who are dead and cannot defend themselves. Pakapwizi Kawo wawo.

On behalf on the "Bad boys" in the USA and Canada, the above message should be taken seriously. Read it like you are taking your viagra or final examinations.

Mind you,don't mistake me for a young democrat. I do not belong to UDF.

Big Up,Mbili Ku Njanji,Samora,Dr.Tiyo,Kalundi Kabina,Nabarro and new Bad Boys members in Canada.

ANYONE WHO URINATES IN A STREAM SHOULD BE WARNED BECAUSE ANY OF HIS RELATIVES MAY DRINK FROM THE WATER.

Zee · Member

quote:

Originally posted by: mzee mwakanenile
" WANGANYA MWEE!!! For Christ Sake of what importance is the love relationship between Mama and the late Kamuzu to you? Jesus Christ, a bunch of idiots sitting down discussing(powwow) the late old man personal affairs. I bet you used to get fascinated watching dogs mating(ndikumatotanso) in your backyard in Namiwawa. I mean you give me that impression. Why don't you just join the kuswela club or rent those hot videos? Seriously, I'm not related to either Mama or Kamuzu but I find your question very irritating. Stop that nonsense. Its bull. Find you a girlfriend or if its hard then save your Burger King paycheck and try those prostitutes around your corner. Respect your elders, mainly those who are dead and cannot defend themselves. Pakapwizi Kawo wawo. On behalf on the "Bad boys" in the USA and Canada, the above message should be taken seriously. Read it like you are taking your viagra or final examinations. Mind you,don't mistake me for a young democrat. I do not belong to UDF. Big Up,Mbili Ku Njanji,Samora,Dr.Tiyo,Kalundi Kabina,Nabarro and new Bad Boys members in Canada. ANYONE WHO URINATES IN A STREAM SHOULD BE WARNED BECAUSE ANY OF HIS RELATIVES MAY DRINK FROM THE WAT

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My question was purely innocent and I believe I am entitled to my own opinion and so is everyone else. What may be important to me may not necessarily be important to everyone else. Maybe if you could define whats important or not then I might be guided by your extreme intelligence and ability of categorizing this term.

I have no regrets that I asked that question. I could also ask how many girfriends do you think Muluzi has. B

One could also argue that calling oneself Bad Boy is stupid and childish but thats not what I am suggesting because , hey, its a free world, call yourself whatever and also let me ask whatever question I feel like asking. Right?

Abromovich · Member

I see nothing wrong in talking about the life of the former one and only life president of Malawi. After all one was a public figure and the other is still a public figure. Much as you can talk about Jacko kugwirira ana we want to know what was going on inside that magnificent palace. He was our leader and accountability ndiyofunika it is not about agaru kukwerana.

greenlantern · Newbie

WTF? So you calling us idiots for talking about this topic? Mmmmh..I also don't see anythin' wrong with the subject matter. We all used to talk 'bout him (the great man) when he was alive and kickin' and now he still steerin' waves from his coffin. So wut the **** is wrong wit' you talking 'bout dogs and kutota and ****. Its these kind guys that kill this forum, creep back to the cave you crawed from aight! Although I said "opinions are like asses, everybody gat one", some asses are best kept well tucked in baggy jeans. So son keep your opinionated ass in those Mc Hammer pants you puttin' on now, and let the ppo up in this forum parley.

2 Words · Veteran Member

mzee!! bwhahahaha...i feel you...some of you people are sick in the head..how you gonna talk about kamuzu banda like that (rip) , so what does him eatin mama's pussy have 2 do wit anything? and if he did? how is it affectin you or ur paychecks??

Mbili_Ku_Njanji · Member

Mzee Mwakanenile thinks outside the bun!!!!

mzee mwakanenile · Newbie

MONIRE,

MY FINAL RATIOCINATION IS THAT GREENLANTERN BELONGS TO THE KUSWELA CLUB WITH A LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP.

ALL KNOWLEDGE IS ACQUIRED BY LEARNING. ONE MUST COME OUT OF ONE'S HOUSE TO BEGIN LEARNING. GREENLANTERN THIS IS YOUR CHANCE, COME OUT OF THAT SADDAM SHELL.

I'M NOT GOING TO DISCUSS THE MAMA/BANDA RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR NARROW MINDED SELF AGAIN. ITS LIKE TALKING TO A WALL.

YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT A FOOL YOU CAN BE TILL LIFE GIVES YOU THE CHANCE.

greenlantern · Newbie

So it took you all this time to process that I belong to your gay-ass kuswela club..wit' your slow ass thought process like a pentium 1..get the **** outta herre. I a'int no gay ass punk nigga, get it right I dont belong to your homo club, thats why am open to talk 'bout a man and a woman involved in a love relationship. What the **** did you want us to be talkin' 'bout anyway? Instead of whining like a bitch that you are..why don't you give us somethin' to talk 'bout..but then again..it prolly be a gay ass topic!! Comin' in here soundin' like a learned individual talkin' 'bout learnin' and ****. Go ahead and respond wit' some more of that logical psychobabble. Who are you to stop us from talkin' whatever we wanna talk 'bout. Dont worry am sure some of your gay ass friends gat ur back(pun intended), they will post up some homo weak us topics. So get the **** outta here wit' your monire sayin' fudge packing soap dropping butt buddies Kuswela founder homo ass and stop whining!!

quote:

Originally posted by: mzee mwakanenile
" MONIRE, MY FINAL RATIOCINATION IS THAT GREENLANTERN BELONGS TO THE KUSWELA CLUB WITH A LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP. ALL KNOWLEDGE IS ACQUIRED BY LEARNING. ONE MUST COME OUT OF ONE'S HOUSE TO BEGIN LEARNING. GREENLANTERN THIS IS YOUR CHANCE, COME OUT OF THAT SADDAM SHELL. I'M NOT GOING TO DISCUSS THE MAMA/BANDA RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR NARROW MINDED SELF AGAIN. ITS LIKE TALKING TO A WALL. YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT A FOOL YOU CAN BE TILL LIFE GIVES YOU THE CHANCE. "

HE'S INNOCENT!!

2 Words · Veteran Member

LOL!!!!!!!

geuvara · Newbie

i was logged in a seriousargument with my friends about the 'ngwazi'.a whole bunch of them were saying he was not malawian!what do you lot think?oh,by the way i am the newest member,an admirer of 'che',thus calling myself geuvara!power to the people!

mzee mwakanenile · Newbie

Che Greenlantern,

Kuswela simply means staying a long period without having sexual intercourse due to rejections, kuuma, kusaoneka bwino, kukhala kundende... Therefore, the Kuswela period automatically qualifies one to become a member of Kuswela Club. It has nothing to do with homosexual activities as you bonehead interprets. To be honest with you, son, I find it degrading and pathetic when a fellow Malawian consider himself or herself gay or lesbian respectively. I believe it is against the norms of our Malawian culture regardless of ones ethnic background.

My question to you Greenlantern; How come your mama didn't call me gay when I had her against the wall at the climax of our sexual activity?

Mind you, I might be your biological father. Have you had DNA test before? I would encourage you to have one soon because you might be a Greenlantern Mwakanenile.

Ndaga Fiyo.

Happy Thanksgiving son !!!!

"Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father!".

greenlantern · Newbie

wut the fcuk is this? Dawn of the dead mothafcuka? U keep comin' back? ShiiiiiiT!! U talkin' like u jus' got fcuked in jail son, wit' ur lame ass mama jokes. *da fcuk outta here*..so u denyin' u a homo now ha..ha..ha.. everybody knows u is a faggot son, even homos call u homo, homo. Embrace it mothafcuka(u said it urself) u are a penis Mzee, u belong in a man's ass. Well I think u deserve an Academy Award for best faggot playin' straight man on a forum. Nigga get the fcuk outta here, I can't stand ur stupid ass. Tryin' to school me 'bout the whole kuswela crap, I don't give a rat's ass wut u and ur butt buddiescome up with. And u got the nerve to be sayin' that u is my father, how can u be a father if u shootin' blanks!!!

My advise to u mzee is..u need to re-evaluate urself. U need a heterosexual upgrade!!! Flashfire am out!!!

mzee mwakanenile · Newbie

Greenlantern: I Mzee Mwakanenile as your father, who is also your mama's partime boyfriend would like to say, "Wamwana wukukwezga soni pa forum pano".

On a positive note, your mama can really drive a stick shift. I experienced it on Thanksgiving Holiday 24/7.

Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.