After consulting with my spiritua advisor, Honorable Louis Farakhan, I have decided to come back to Malawiana. This decision was also made easy because of all the Private emails that people sent asking me to rescind my decision to retire from Malawiana. I am very fortunate to have such a great bunch of friends who enjoy the truth that Ayatollah has been spitting since day one.
To my haters, I have news for you. You celebrated too quick too soon. I am back. However, I would also like to appologize to Ryan for the amount of dose that I prescribed to him the other day. I learn't from one of his sibblings that his weak heart gave out after reading my dose of truth, some of which he had not been made aware of by his parents. Ryan needed a Team of 15 Doctors to rescuscitate his weak heart and I am told that he has come around and he is under observation though all his vital signs are back. Ladies and gentlemen, that is the reason you did not hear anything from this youngman over the Week end. Ayatollah wishes him a quick recovery and hope to see him back on Malawiana in full force.
"As cannons overcharged with doube cracks, they doubly redoubled strokes upon the foe" McBeth, William Shakespeare.
You really are something! Now you're cooking up a whole bunch of lies? Please give me a break! I aint sick and I didn't bail out of the board! Were you talking on behalf of yourself? Coz maybe the Ryan you're talking about isn't this Ryan coz God knows I'm alive, kicking and having a ball on this site! And so should you instead of creating incredible stories about people you aint never met! Peace!
Ayatollah what u need to do is to GROW UP, If you can't then pretend to grow up and stop starting useles topics!!! if u wanna go - go!! for cryng out loud do u have to write about it? I know we have freedom of expression but sometimes there is a very big difference between that freedom and plan foolishness and you are expressing yourself in a much more foolish way ever!!!
So you have a problem with someone on this group, talk about it and hey move on!!! sometimes people make mistakes they think they are being wise in whatever they are talking about or writing about but they don't know that instead of making themselves heard as sound individuals are just making a fool of themselves. Would be much helpful if you were to start a much more sensible subject about other stuff, NOT ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE! NOT ABOUT YOURSELF, WE DON'T KNOW YOU SO WE DON'T CARE - I DON'T CARE........
And if you have a problem with my advice - WRITE back but don't start another topic out of this - PLEASE.
Originally posted by: Jade " Ayatollah what u need to do is to GROW UP, If you can't then pretend to grow up and stop starting useles topics!!! if u wanna go - go!! for cryng out loud do u have to write about it? I know we have freedom of expression but sometimes there is a very big difference between that freedom and plan foolishness and you are expressing yourself in a much more foolish way ever!!! So you have a problem with someone on this group, talk about it and hey move on!!! sometimes people make mistakes they think they are being wise in whatever they are talking about or writing about but they don't know that instead of making themselves heard as sound individuals are just making a fool of themselves. Would be much helpful if you were to start a much more sensible subject about other stuff, NOT ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE! NOT ABOUT YOURSELF, WE DON'T KNOW YOU SO WE DON'T CARE - I DON'T CARE........ And if you have a problem with my advice - WRITE back but don't start another topic out of this - PLEASE."
quote: Originally posted by: Jade " Ayatollah what u need to do is to GROW UP, If you can't then pretend to grow up and stop starting useles topics!!! if u wanna go - go!! for cryng out loud do u have to write about it? I know we have freedom of expression but sometimes there is a very big difference between that freedom and plan foolishness and you are expressing yourself in a much more foolish way ever!!! So you have a problem with someone on this group, talk about it and hey move on!!! sometimes people make mistakes they think they are being wise in whatever they are talking about or writing about but they don't know that instead of making themselves heard as sound individuals are just making a fool of themselves. Would be much helpful if you were to start a much more sensible subject about other stuff, NOT ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE! NOT ABOUT YOURSELF, WE DON'T KNOW YOU SO WE DON'T CARE - I DON'T CARE........ And if you have a problem with my advice - WRITE back but don't start another topic out of this - PLEASE."
Jade, First and foremost I would like to understand in what capacity you are writing the above. Are you writing as the owner of this forumn or as a contributor or as a consumer in the form of a reader? I must admit, when I joined this forumn, I may have missed the standard a copy of the golden rule "Thy shall not start many topics"
Secondly, I must appologize. Sometimes I get carried away and leave small minds out of the picture. I know how hard it is for you to keep up with the numerous topics and I understand it's no mistake of yours, it's your brain. You can not see the big picture unless it's pieced together. I am sure you have alot of company out there but that should not take away the pleasure from those who have brains. While I do not sympathize with people like you, I promise to be alittle bit more considerate. Else, it could be even better for your brain if you stopped following my postings and stick with the shallow postings out there. My postings are not for the weak minded and are definitely not intended the small minds like you. They contain too much fire and truth.
"As cannons overcharged with double cracks, they doubly redoubled strokes upon the foe." William Shakespeare in MacBeth.
Well what can I say Ayatollah i thought you would really learn a lesson you know and start acting mature but i was wrong people like you will always be like that - backwards, no common sense, and most of all ignorant and arrogant.
Did i say you shouldn't write or start any topic NO!!! maybe you got a problem understanding big words so am going to say it again - Do not start uselesss topics, topics with no meanings, topics about yourself (we don't know you, I don't know you so i don't care) You have a freedom of expression but please do not use it as a means of showing your foolishness and stupidiness - use it wisely okay....brother use it wisely.....
There you go i hope my explaination is clear now but just in case am going to say this again - 'if you have a problem with someone talk about it but hey MOVE ON!!!! don't start useless topics matopics opanda MUTU - THINK MAN!!!! do not embarrass yourself....
Jade, do your parents know that they have a foolish daughter in you. I am not going to waste time debating you because it seems like you are just trying to get noticed up in here. Your reasoning and english sounds like someone who dropped out of high school or just escorted others on their way to the university. I know that this is a sensitive subject and I know a lot of you Malawiana's with the exception of a handful did not qualify to go to the University in Malawi because of poor grades. I have no doubt that you Jade are one of the many who could not make it because of poor grades. If I were you, I would not have been wasting my time on this forum. I would have been studying and taking classes that would help expand my little mind. Debating with Ayatollah just because you have a modem and a computer is not going to help your little mind. Take it from me, you are not the one who decides what topic is useless and which one is useful. Jack C (The owner) would never entrust you with such a responsibility even if you paid him to do the job. Atleast not yet. May be at some future time when you expand your little mind and understand that this forum is owned by JC and not you.
Jesus you never stop do you? what a stupid person!!! - by the way my English is more than accurate and correct!! and for your own information i went to University of Malawi for 4 years and I am currently completing my BVC Course with the University of London - this is just for your information coz guys like you think you are on top of the world - you think you are someone when in fact YOU ARE NOTHING - a good example is the fact that you are attacking my English when you know its correct (or maybe you are the one who cannot understand English - maybe you need to go back to school or have your dictionary all the time when reading my postings) - if you are trying to embarrass me then think again fool coz am not afraid of you or people of your kind...
Talking about attention - i get it all the time so what's the point of seeking attention from people who don't know me? tell me fool!!! You are so thick and stupid and it shows and i hope other readers will agree with me when i say grow-up fool - and make sense not an ass/fool of yourself.......YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT!!!
Jade, why of all names are you bringing Jesus into this debate? I hope you inderstand that your statement is tantamount to blasphemy. Jade, the fact that you went to the University of Malawi and studied needle work does not make you a smart person. All in all you are a disgrace to the UNIMA Alumni. You are still the same stupid person you were beforeyou went to the University. Inever went to UNIMA but I have met a number of graduates from there and I must admit most of them do not exhibit signs of being foolish like you. They have a good grasp and understanding of issues. Time and again, you seem to miss the point that you are not the chief whip on this forum i.e. you fail to understand that you have no jurisdiction whatsoever to decide which topics are useful and which ones are useless. The fact that your little mind can not process my postings is not a problem of mine. The reputation of my postings precede my name. Go look at how many people read my postings and stop acting like an air head. I know your head is not full of air, it's full of cow dung. You are the most foolish person I have ever had to debate with. You don't know squat and you want to look like you know jack. Get back at me after you finish indulging with yourself. People have told me who you are. You are nothing but a little lonely girl. No boy friend and no girlfriend because of a stupid funky attitude. Who are you to tell Ayatollah to grow up? Are you crazy? Go ask around kid.
Iwe chitselekwete!!!! listen i don't have time to ask around about you and am definitely not scared of you - and again grow-up you fool.
I suggest you take a deep breathe look at yourself in the mirror - if you really look hard you will see that not only are you an **** but a foolish, stupid, useless kind of AN **** EVER .....
By the way so you have been asking about me? right so tell me **** head who is obsessing now? you or me? I don't blame you obviously you have never had any kind of argument with anyone on this forum and you had it in your useless head you are the best - sorry **** you are nothing but a piece of **** to me...
And for your information am happy in a very good long term relationship so whoever told you whatever doesn't know me at all - or maybe you are seeing things, making up things to embarrass me!!! look who is a fool now!!!!
Next time you wanna look good in front of these people do your reserch good otherwise you keep making yourself look stupid over and over again.....
quote: Originally posted by: Jade " By the way so you have been asking about me? right so tell me **** head who is obsessing now? you or me? I don't blame you obviously you have never had any kind of argument with anyone on this forum and you had it in your useless head you are the best - sorry **** you are nothing but a piece of **** to me... And for your information am happy in a very good long term relationship so whoever told you whatever doesn't know me at all - or maybe you are seeing things, making up things to embarrass me!!! look who is a fool now!!!! Next time you wanna look good in front of these people do your reserch good otherwise you keep making yourself look stupid over and over again....."
Jade, I do not condone to the thinking of an imbecile. You stupid fool. What in the world are you trying to tell me. Wadya manyi eti? Don't come here with when you are PMSing thinking that you are going to debate Ayatollah. Do your parents atleast know that they have a fool in you. You good for nothing person wanna be. You are short and ugly and why would I obsess about you? Young lady, are you the fuuck out of your damn mind. If you are looking for someone to play with, you are trading with the wrong person. Continue playing with yourself because I know you ain't gonna get any anytime soon until you pick some stupid drunk like you did a number of years ago. Don't take your misfortunes on Ayatollah. Blame your parents who for having an ugly kid like you and for failing to guide you well in life to be succesful. Stop claiming that you are in some shiity good long term relationship. I know the only good relationship you have is with yourself. If some dumb ass is hitting on you, shame on him or her and I wonder what kind of idiot this person is. My duty here is to spit the truth and not to argue with an under class like you.
quote: Originally posted by: Jade " Iwe chitselekwete!!!! listen i don't have time to ask around about you and am definitely not scared of you - and again grow-up you fool. I suggest you take a deep breathe look at yourself in the mirror - if you really look hard you will see that not only are you an **** but a foolish, stupid, useless kind of AN **** EVER ..... And am telling - yah am telling GROW-UP!!!!!! "
Inu sikuti mukapita kumwezi muziyambana ndi Ayatollah. Where in my postings have you seen that I was trying to scare you? Don't get it twisted, Ayatollah is not here to scare no one but to spread the gospel truth. If my postings make you feel inferior, that is not my bizwax. You insist that Ayatollah should grow up. Hoe, what do you mean? You definitely have been misguided and I will not waste my time with you no more. You are brainless Jade. Your arguments are intellectually deficient and leave a lot to be desired. Why don't you go learn something from kindergatten kids because it seems like you missed some important stage in your life. You are not the referee on this forum to make any subtantive assessment as to which topics are essential. Your small brain is so tiny that you just are not able to grasp this profound reality of life. Last time I checked, this house belongs to JRC.
Hey now that you can't stop me talking wanna bring my parents into this? What kind of A person are you? you are having a problem with me not my parents - your attitude towards my parents just shows how shallow and useless you are - hey wanna say something to me talk to me not my parents and i believe if your parents were to read what you are writing about other people's parents they would be ashamed for having such an **** for a son, for producing a waste product like you - feeling sorry for your parents you know - watch out buddy you are just taking your stupidness to another level - bait every one on this forum will agree that if you have a problem with someone address it to them not their parents...
If you have run out of things to say to me then SHUT UP, PLAY WITH YOURSELF OR LICK SOME PUSSY BUT do not write about or disrespect my parents you fool....
Hope i've made myself clear......next time you wanna WRITE insult me NOT MY PARENTS..
Again am going to ask you to stop obsessing from your mail its obvious you are still trying to find out who I am but unfortunately you are looking in all the wrong places - and like i said earlier if you are trying to embarrass me then you are doing a stupid job coz you still got no clue as to who I am and if u wanna make up stories about me then go ahead can't stop you, you are sick and you obviously need help - can't argue with that.
I am telling you this once and for all :-
I am not afraid of you just coz you have a dick that doesn't scare me at all - you are just a typical stupid malawian man ever.
Secondly I know who I am and if I say am happy in a long term relationship or whatever thats me not you and if you want to write bad stuff so people in this forum should think am a whore e.t.c then go ahead BUT deep down you know the truth, deep down you know you are just an **** trying to put me down BUT it won't work buddy it never has.
Lastly there is nothing you can say on this forum to put me down not now not ever and its such a shame on my part that i've been arguing with a fool like you - can't remember last time I argued with a fool. Therefore am going to leave you up to it coz the wise man said 'NEVER ARGUE WITH A FOOL PEOPLE MAY NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE' and I definitely don't want people to think I am a fool like you.
quote: Originally posted by: Jade " Hey now that you can't stop me talking wanna bring my parents into this? What kind of A person are you? you are having a problem with me not my parents - your attitude towards my parents just shows how shallow and useless you are - hey wanna say something to me talk to me not my parents and i believe if your parents were to read what you are writing about other people's parents they would be ashamed for having such an **** for a son, for producing a waste product like you - feeling sorry for your parents you know - watch out buddy you are just taking your stupidness to another level - bait every one on this forum will agree that if you have a problem with someone address it to them not their parents... If you have run out of things to say to me then SHUT UP, PLAY WITH YOURSELF OR LICK SOME PUSSY BUT do not write about or disrespect my parents you fool.... Hope i've made myself clear......next time you wanna WRITE insult me NOT MY PARENTS.."
Jade, why are you talking as if you have your head burried inside your aass? I did not mean to include your parents as collateral damage. I am just being honest and spitting the truth here. Before you blame people for their misfortunes, sometimes it's best to address the root of the problem. Ever heard the saying that,"Kumanena chatsitsa dzaye kuti njovu ithyoke nyanga"? It would be wrong and childish for Ayatollah to solely blame you for your ugliness and the fact that you are an under achiever. Your parents are partly to blame because they brought you in this world and misguided your sorry aasss! and it's only just that I include them especially on this repertoire. I know you are upset about this. Yes, I can see the little lady in you saying, "Damn! Ayatollah." Like I said before, I am not here to make friends. I am just here to spit the truth and fire when the need arises. I stand by everything I have said and you damn well know that it's nothing but the truth. Jade, why are you following me so much? Need I remind you again that I have been balling in the West since when you were last in Malawi Kunyera muzimbudzi zokumba. Let it go Jade. Let it go and move on. Ayatollah will never back down on your little stupid aass.