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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were. The Englishman says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in." The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!" The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "Ah, it kills me everytime I think of it," he chuckles. "My wife left to go on a trip to Greece. I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there and she doesn't even have a penis!"

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moral of the story being? I should think the husbands were the ones that were dumb!! Anyway I get it though we are supposed to read it and laugh at the humuor content therein but maybe am in a bad mood, it's not funny. My opinion right, so if someone has other feeelings about it, cool, just don't sweat me alright!

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Originally posted by: phoebs

"moral of the story being? I should think the husbands were the ones that were dumb!! Anyway I get it though we are supposed to read it and laugh at the humuor content therein but maybe am in a bad mood, it's not funny. My opinion right, so if someone has other feeelings about it, cool, just don't sweat me alright!"

Moral of the story? uhmm are you ok? its supposed 2 b a joke mayne, chill...and ofcourse the husbands were the dumb ones.... did u figure that one out by urself?? the title is supposed to be......nevermind, why am i even bothering ...I'm sayin tho, if you dont think it's funny, u didnt have to respond...could've kept it goin instead of tryna spread ur negativity in my thread...i aint mad @ u tho..., still got luv 4 ya...

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"Moral of the story? uhmm are you ok? its supposed 2 b a joke mayne, chill...and ofcourse the husbands were the dumb ones.... did u figure that one out by urself?? the title is supposed to be......nevermind, why am i even bothering ...I'm sayin tho, if you dont think it's funny, u didnt have to respond...could've kept it goin instead of tryna spread ur negativity in my thread...i aint mad @ u tho..., still got luv 4 ya... "

WOW!!!!!!

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Originally posted by: phoebs

"WOW!!!!!!"



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Originally posted by: 2 Words
"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were. The Englishman says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge to keep it in." The Scotsman agrees that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even know how to drive!" The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both walked through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch. However, he still thinks his wife is dumber. "Ah, it kills me everytime I think of it," he chuckles. "My wife left to go on a trip to Greece. I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there and she doesn't even have a penis!" -- Edited by 2 Words at 19:58, 2004-10-16"


 


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