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Abale, I was going through the wedding pictures. You Malawians should learn to have a little respect for other peoples functions. I know that fashion ndiwe mwini, koma how can some chick wear a Foot Ball Jersey to a wedding? Respect thyself ladies and respect other peoples special occasions. I have spoken to a few fashion analysts and they agree that this is out a pure lack of respect. What did the people who were getting married do to you so that you could do this to them. I am upset already. Sausage legs and Foot ball Jerseys are a no! no!



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Thats right Dude.y'know how Malawians are.But Stop admiring those ASSES men!!!
a photo can confuse ya men!!! y'know MAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Oh! oh! sorry ladies, Saw some idiot guy too trying to make the gentlemen look stupid wearing a Brazil Soccer Jersey and some cheap Jean shorts posing with the video Camera. Don't care if he is the one taking the pictures or the video. Fact is you were at somebody's wedding and you don't have the right to dress down their function. Kusowa ulemu. Zinazinso zimayambira kunyumba. For example when me and my Zulu girlfriend are going out, She always asks me, honey, how do I look. She knows Ayatollah only spits the truth as it is. People know your weaknesses. Personally, I know I am color blind and I do not want to go out and embarass myself looking like the Jamaican flag. I always ask my Zulu Girlfriend. I must admit, there are times when I have been busted myself. I remember the last one when I was busted wearing black shoes with a brown belt. Guess what, that day I did not ask and I paid a little price for it.

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True that. The ladies are not alone

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Ukayipa dziwa nyimbo that bitch just trying to be different to get attention there is no other way people can look at her ugly ass.......and she knows it too we 'll noticed her only because of that funny jersey


 


 



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"Oh! oh! sorry ladies, Saw some idiot guy too trying to make the gentlemen look stupid wearing a Brazil Soccer Jersey and some cheap Jean shorts posing with the video Camera. Don't care if he is the one taking the pictures or the video. Fact is you were at somebody's wedding and you don't have the right to dress down their function. Kusowa ulemu. Zinazinso zimayambira kunyumba. For example when me and my Zulu girlfriend are going out, She always asks me, honey, how do I look. She knows Ayatollah only spits the truth as it is. People know your weaknesses. Personally, I know I am color blind and I do not want to go out and embarass myself looking like the Jamaican flag. I always ask my Zulu Girlfriend. I must admit, there are times when I have been busted myself. I remember the last one when I was busted wearing black shoes with a brown belt. Guess what, that day I did not ask and I paid a little price for it."


 


 


 


koma nanuso osangonena kuti "girlfreind" bwanji who cares if she is a zulu!!






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Eee, komadi abale, bwanji Ayatolla musinthe dzina, tidzingokutchulani kuti "a my Zulu Girlfriend". Simumamvetsa kapena kuti munambwandila mzulu chabe? Awatu amabeba when you are in Joni kuti akuthandize mapepala koma ngati muli mudziko of one of the Aluyas then si riddle yobebanso kuti muli ndi mzulu chabe. Unless mukadali konko, aaa komadi I can see with the way you spelled Encye clothing line, this is how we spell it and ofcourse kuvala ndiye tikuvalabe, you name it, Enyce, Roca Wear, Baby Phat, Fettish and not forgetting Von Dutch just to mention a few.  Hehehehe zikupweteka chaka chake nchino ndithu, ndi My Zulu girlfriend yo.


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"Eee, komadi abale, bwanji Ayatolla musinthe dzina, tidzingokutchulani kuti "a my Zulu Girlfriend". Simumamvetsa kapena kuti munambwandila mzulu chabe? Awatu amabeba when you are in Joni kuti akuthandize mapepala koma ngati muli mudziko of one of the Aluyas then si riddle yobebanso kuti muli ndi mzulu chabe. Unless mukadali konko, aaa komadi I can see with the way you spelled Encye clothing line, this is how we spell it and ofcourse kuvala ndiye tikuvalabe, you name it, Enyce, Roca Wear, Baby Phat, Fettish and not forgetting Von Dutch just to mention a few.  Hehehehe zikupweteka chaka chake nchino ndithu, ndi My Zulu girlfriend yo. LONG LIVE KAMUZU!!!!"

Brandy, I know your weak mind can not stand that Ayatollah is dating a Zulu and I know you are jealous because Ayatollah admires Malawian beautiful women like Tunthu. Face it the fact that you are ugly and probably are not getting any is non of my bizwaz. For your own information, unlike you, I live in a big city in the west and not in SA like you are trying to insinuate. I have been balling in the states since when you were still in Malawi kunyera mu zimbudzi zokumba. I have papers and I do not need to date some dumb ugly ass like you in order to secure papers to live in the States. For your own info, I have never lived in Jo'burg and I do not envy it at all. I have dated beautiful women from all over the world and if that's a bother to you, tough luck. You know your short dumb ugly ass ain't getting any good fellas till the end of time. You want to play sympathies and encourage homies to date you because you a country mate. Heck no! those days are gone. Besides if Malawian guys are interested in dating Malawian women, they will first go to good looking women like Tunthu. Try your luck with some dumb ass Dominican fella. On fashion you are right, you can spend your hard earned money from the nursing home with any designer you want. Just don't break you back lifting those 200 lbs bodies. I ain't mad at you, your ignorance will catch up with you. 



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Masha, in case your professors did not teach you at the university, it is always important to qualify facts. Those of us who graduated from law school and spend time in courts defending people understand the importance of this concept. On a lighter note, does it bother you because she is Zulu? Well, I will not appologize for dating a beautiful woman from a different country. For your own information, Ayatollah is not prejudiced against anyone. Ayatollah is a very smart and open minded individual and sure can hold his own. I know it does not sit well with you Malawian women when you see some succesful Malawian guys dating foreign ladies. It's not our fault, it's just your weak jealousy minds doing what they do best. However understand that Love knows no boundaries. My Zulu girlfriend is not only a drop dead gorgeus woman, she is also smart and very caring. Even though we don't agree all the time, I love her and I am proud of her achievements as a person. I would date her regardless of where she came from.

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Oooouuuch, that hurts Mr Zulu Girlfriend!!! Can you hook me up with a Xhosa guy please, please!!


LONG LIVE KAMUZU!!!


 



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"Oooouuuch, that hurts Mr Zulu Girlfriend!!! Can you hook me up with a Xhosa guy please, please!! LONG LIVE KAMUZU!!!  "
Brandy, I am sorry. I would if I could. Unfortunately, I don't know any Xhosa guys. However, I know a few single guys but the honest truth is that, just like me, they don't enjoy the company of ugly and shallow minds like you. Brandy, you are not stimulating at all. Try your luck elsewhere with your sausage look legs. I am the Ayatollah, spitting the truth and fire at the same time.

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". I have been balling in the states since when you were still in Malawi kunyera mu zimbudzi zokumba."


Dizzayum!! 



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wOW,gilrs you need to take heed, Ayatollah is some sensitive guy when it comes to his Zulu girlfriend, so don't  go down that road he's just gonna continue giving it to you like so...... Ayatollah you also need to slow your roll on the ladies you know. If you really beleive they are ugly and have sausage legs, why bother! If you say much we might begin to think otherwise.............

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"wOW,gilrs you need to take heed, Ayatollah is some sensitive guy when it comes to his Zulu girlfriend, so don't  go down that road he's just gonna continue giving it to you like so...... Ayatollah you also need to slow your roll on the ladies you know. If you really beleive they are ugly and have sausage legs, why bother! If you say much we might begin to think otherwise............."
Phoebs, I think you are unfairly criticizing me like someone who thinks all the ladies are ugly. If you go back and read my postings, you will notice that I give credit where it is due. Am I not the one who put Tunthu on a pedestle? Come on now. Ayatollah loves women. However don't hate Ayatollah because he spits out the truth. Please do not drag my Zulu Gfriend into this debate. I know you Malawian sisters are jealous out there.

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Originally posted by: Ayatollah
"Phoebs, I think you are unfairly criticizing me like someone who thinks all the ladies are ugly. If you go back and read my postings, you will notice that I give credit where it is due. Am I not the one who put Tunthu on a pedestle? Come on now. Ayatollah loves women. However don't hate Ayatollah because he spits out the truth. Please do not drag my Zulu Gfriend into this debate. I know you Malawian sisters are jealous out there."



first of all, am not jealous okey. Bro, you got yourself a girl, we can't all be your girlfriends. So okey, you got it in bad taste mebbe, but i didnt mean that you hate all women. I wasa impressed with your Tunthu pc. I should think you are an honest guy. Keep on!! Just let them sausage legged girls be okey!! Oh! We are not jealous out here!!!:

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he!he! sausage legs? he!he! Wonder why she wore the football jersey... I mean, don't they indicate on the invitation cards the dress code? If she crashed into the wedding, that explains why she wore that jersey.If there was no mention of what kind of stuff to wear, I guess it was on her to wear what she felt like...maybe the jersey aint so bad!

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