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Ladies and gentlemen, I was perusing through some of the pictures from the wedding that happened a couple of Weeks ago. God damn it! I noticed one fine gorgeous young lady by the name of Tunthu Lisa. There is no question that out of all the women who appeared on the pictures, Tunthu is the finest. No disrespect to the other women, but facts are facts and the truth will set us all free. This is a plea to all those who may have contact details on this fine sister to contact me in Private. Ayatollah will not rest until he gets a chance to tap ass of this fine and beautiful brown chocolate. I know you weak minds out there will come up with bull shiit like, she has a boy friend or she has a husband. Let me make this clear, I don't care whether she has a boy friend or not. Besides, what does her boy friend have to do with me. Damn it! I did not know that some Malawian women are blessed like that. Tunthu, if you are on, make sure you get in touch. You will be so happy you did.


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Brother is seriously smitten, will someone please help the brother out? Just for the sake of interest Ayatollah, wot are you gonna do with that infor??? HUH!!



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Abale chonde tationetsani, timudziwe Tunthulisa yo.



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Young man, go on the home page and click on the Photo Links on your left. Once there, scroll down and click on the link to Tunthu Lisa. She is brazing. Hope the pictures are not lying. Gorgeous eyes, great skin texture, nice long face you name it.



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".... Ayatollah will not rest until he gets a chance to tap ass of this fine and beautiful brown chocolate..."


Well, well, well.  While it's all good that you like Tunthu, my only thing is -- if you like her that much, SHOW THE GIRL SOME DAMN RESPECT!!!!   Because you know what, she DESERVES it!!!


Just my 2 cents of a stank opinion.  Kudos:



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I would like to thank Tunthulisa for having the courage to contact me in private. I must say, she has impressed me even more and from what I gathered she is not only pretty but she is also a very nice person. I would also like to thank all those who were trying to broker a deal between me and this beautiful and fine young lady. Kumeneko ndiye kukhalatu osati nsanje when you hear that someone wagwa mchikondi. However, I am sorry to communicate that while me and Tunthu are cool with each other, the deal breaker was that she is only 5 foot tall and I am 6" 4. I did not want to put her in a situation where she has to be forced to wear high heel shoes every time we go out. It would be unfair to her and it would be unfair to her nice pair of short legs. I guess some things are just not meant to be. I have since appologized to my South African girl friend although she is still acting up because of the way I reacted when I saw the picture of Tunthu. I am so much in the dog house. Guess what, I know I won't be getting any from this Zulu girl any time soon. Atleast I made my point and Iam happy she is now very much aware that her days with Ayatollah are very much numbered. Keep posting pictures of beautiful Malawian girls and rescue me from listening to this Zulu girlfriend of mine soon to be my ex.  I am sure there are also lot's of guys out there just like me. Especially the ones in Indiana who work day in and day out so that they can maintain driving expensive cars and dressing up in Sean John, Rocka Wear and eniche trying to make these notorius guys richer than they already are. Damn! it.



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Originally posted by: mamacita

" Well, well, well.  While it's all good that you like Tunthu, my only thing is -- if you like her that much, SHOW THE GIRL SOME DAMN RESPECT!!!!   Because you know what, she DESERVES it!!! Just my 2 cents of a stank opinion.  Kudos:"

Mamacita, for your own information, Tunthu admired my honesty and she did not say think anything negative about my posting. So please take your uninvited advice and shove it!!! you know exactly where. I suspect you are just being jealous of this fine looking girl. Well, that is not my problem. Remember, Ayatollah only spits the truth. The truth shall be told and the truth shall set you free. You can't handle the truth Mamacita.

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you seem to know this gal already how did you know the name??? 


anyway the wedding seem to be off the chain



-- Edited by JRC at 10:37, 2004-10-15

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"you seem to know this gal already how did you know the name???  anyway the wedding seem to be off the chain the only problem is the bride not fitting into the dress perfectly thats sad!!it was your day gal you were suppose to take your time & get it to fit good or is it just your body??"


gal, incase you didn't notice, the photos were marked, had names at the bottom. I thought that was way too straight forward. Just in case.... & the other thing, for you to go on the bride like that it was not cool okey? Don't go around dissing people on a personal note like that. quit that okey, don't be like that. Don't know the bride, just thought I should say something tho.



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Originally posted by: phoebs

" gal, incase you didn't notice, the photos were marked, had names at the bottom. I thought that was way too straight forward. Just in case.... & the other thing, for you to go on the bride like that it was not cool okey? Don't go around dissing people on a personal note like that. quit that okey, don't be like that. Don't know the bride, just thought I should say something tho."

Phoebs, well said. I did not respond to Masha because I thought her posting was too shallow. Don't understand why she is taking a cheap shot at the bride. The statement was definitely made in bad taste and is definitely uncalled for. If we are to fashion police all the pictures on the site some of you would not be happy at all. For example, I see some girls who stuffed their fat legs in some tight pants in the process portraying their legs with a sausage look. But that's their problem and it is not for us to point out. It is wrong to hate on the bride like that. Understand, it was her day and your job was just to help her celebrate and enjoy the day.

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Overall to this, 'Beauty is in the eyes of a beer holder' if u donna hold a beer - TOUGH.



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Ayatollah, now you are dissing us women. Not that my legs are like sausages or wotever it is you said, did you have to go there men? men that was major major dissing!!!!! oh! men.

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"Ayatollah, now you are dissing us women. Not that my legs are like sausages or wotever it is you said, did you have to go there men? men that was major major dissing!!!!! oh! men."

No disrespect to anyone but go through the pictures and if you have eyes, you will see what I am talking about. Like I said initially, this is the ladies problem and it is not for us to point out or laugh about. On a lighter note though, it's one thing to wear clothes that accentuate ones shapely body, yet it is another to stuff fat legs into some tight pants. I see women with fat legs doing this all the time. Advice is these are not mean't for fat legs and they are not meant for women with chicken legs either. Respect thyself ladies

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your cry has been heard Ayatollah. N ye shall see chicken legs or fat legs in tight pants no more(!!!) As if



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