Mandela is enjoying a hearty  breakfast - bacon, eggs, coffee,

croissants, toast, butter,  jam, etc.    when Bush, chewing gum, sits next

to him and starts a  conversation:  

Bush : "You South Africans eat  the whole bread?"    

Mandela: "Of course."    

Bush (blowing bubble with his gum): "We don't. In the States, we only

eat what's inside. The  crusts we collect in a container, recycle,

rebake them into croissants  and sell them toSouth Africa .."    

Mandela: "Oh  Really?"  

Bush : "D"ya eat jam with the bread?"    

Mandela: "Of course."    

Bush (chuckling and crackling  his gum between his teeth): "We don't.

In the States we eat fresh  fruit for breakfast, put all the peels,

seeds and left overs into  containers, recycle them into jam and sell it

to South  Africa .."    

Mandela: "Do you have sex in America ?"    

Bush : "Of course we do."    

Mandela: "And what do you do with the condoms?"  

Bush : "Throw them away of course."  

Mandela: "We don't. We pack  them into containers, recycle them, melt

them down into chewing  gum and sell it to America .."