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Junior asks his dad: "Daddy, how was I born?" His dad sighs and replies: "Ah, my son, I guess one day, you would have to find out anyway. " Well, you see, your mum and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. " Then I set up a date via email with your mum and we met at a cyber- café."We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to download from my hard drive. " As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button. " 6 weeks later, your mum sent me an instant message saying her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activated from a self – extracting file, which had implanted itself in her BIOS."Then 9 months later, a little pop-up appeared saying, "You 've GOT MALE!


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