Little James was sitting in class doing math problems when his
 teacher,a lady, picked on him to answer a question.
 
 "James," she said, "if there were five birds sitting on a fence
 and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"

 "None," replied James, "because I would shoot one and the rest
 would fly away."
 
 "Well, the answer I was looking for is four," said the lady teacher,
 "but I like the way you are thinking."
 
 Then Little James said, "I have a question for you now.
If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a
 shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting
 the cone and the third was sucking the cone, which one is married?"
 
 The teacher blushed and answered meekly, "Well, I'm not sure. I
 guess the one sucking the cone..."
 
 "No," said Little James, "the one with the wedding ring
 on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking!"