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The Nine Important Men In A Woman's Life  

1. THE DOCTOR:  
    because he says, "Take your clothes off."  

2. THE DENTIST:  
    because he says, "Open wide."  

3. THE HAIRDRESSER:  
    because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown?".  

4. THE MILKMAN:  
  because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back?"  

5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR:  
    because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it!"  

6. THE STOCK BROKER:  
    because he says, "It will rise right up, fluctuate  
    for a while, and then slowly fall back again."  

7. THE BANKER:  
  because he says, "If you take it out too soon,  
you'll lose interest.  

8. THE HUNTER:  
    because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always  
    eats what he shoots.  

9. THE TELEPHONE GUY:  
  because he says, "Would you like it on the table or up  
against the wall?

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