When you have a "hate my job day" try this:

On your way home, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be sure that you get this brand and this brand only. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains , disconnect the phone and shut-off your cell so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favourite chair, open the package and remove the Johnson and Johnson thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken....... Now the fun part...............

Take out the literature and read it very carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement; " Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested "

Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, " I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson. "

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!!!