I still call a pedestrian crossing a zebra crossing even though the colours have changed to yellow and white
Any mzungu is a briton
As long as i am happy the rest can find their happiness elsewhere
Even an illeterate person without any proven track of education can become a member of parliament as long as he can construct a few sentences in english
The president can tell all and sundry to go to hell
You cross the floor in parliament by changing seat(ha ha ha ha)
I can have a pseudo on Malawiana but go bragging about my postings
I can use company resources for personal gain
I can claim that i was fired because am a moslem
Am told to leave flood prone areas i refuse and a week later am asking for material help because my house has been swept by floods
I still want to bury my dead at my home village
But i dont believe that i came from a monkey, chimp or even an orangutan
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"Gimme the weed and i will get high for i have not failed but discovered ways that just dont work"
* i have proof this is happening in the USA as well!
Am told to leave flood prone areas i refuse and a week later am asking for material help because my house has been swept by floods
* This happens everywhere in Africa!
I still want to bury my dead at my home village
*Anasiya kalekale anthu zimenezo
But i dont believe that i came from a monkey, chimp or even an orangutan
*coz they are lies
Sha! Maine! Bingisa, snap yangayo waitenga kuti? that looks exactly like me. if it is not me then it has to be my father when he was young or something! am dead serious.
I never asked you to come to this topic i know its a forum but to call me that name just shows how shallow minded you are if your folks home got swept last week dont blame me tell them to relocate.
You cant see it can you? Our society is losing it right from the president to all sundry any sanity in the community is viewed as rebellious and not normal. Ideas, ideas yes so what is this a joke? I dont think so, take them serious and read btwn the lines you will get the gist of it.
Abu wankachisi kudya zankachisi is abuse of office and is punishable but we choose to look the other way, you should understand we are retrogressing by bringing organisations to a halt by having to attend to funerals in far away places if i had my way funerals are for weekends or private business.
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"Gimme the weed and i will get high for i have not failed but discovered ways that just dont work"
eetchef wrote: You are a tribalist Bingiza, yes, and you know that, dont you?. Of course you are a racist by birth.
What makes me a tribalist and a racist if i may ask?
-- Edited by bingiza at 07:14, 2006-11-30
Who is not ? Its a fulfillment of Gods own will and desire.
-- Edited by eetchef at 14:29, 2006-11-30
What i dont buy that crap. Does my opinion make me a racist and telling the Sena's what they already know make me tribalistic? NO! NO! NO! Hell NO!
What has God got to do with this? Lets not find excuses in our failures by blaming God, lets use the same God who said through one of the writers in the bible that "he doesnt help those who dont help themselves"
-- Edited by bingiza at 14:57, 2006-11-30
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"Gimme the weed and i will get high for i have not failed but discovered ways that just dont work"
Ukakhala umphawi ndi wakwanu.Ngati kwanu simunapeze mpando m'boma wonyooooo.Pray hard that one time you eat za mkachisi.
Morron, empty sack this has nothing to do with poverty. Kukhwithu tingadandaula vya chuma yayi. Thieves like you make me sick and tired, thats why you are stone broke as soon as govt changes hands, cant you work and earn what you are worthy?
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"Gimme the weed and i will get high for i have not failed but discovered ways that just dont work"