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Condom says to Pad "When you work, I lose seven days of business."
Pad
 replies, "If you fail to work once, my business  stops for Nine
months!"


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A  camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked: "Why do you have
your boobs on your back?"
The camel responded: "What a silly question from  someone who has a dick
on his face!"


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A  black guy and a white girl met at a niteclub. She took him to her
apartment and said: "Tie  me to the bed and do what black men do
best!"...
So he ran off with the TV and DVD Player...


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Wife: "I wish I was a newspaper, so that you could  hold me every
morning!"
Husband: " Me too, my dear, so that I can have a NEW ONE  every
morning!"


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A Chinese couple got married. When the baby was born,  her eyes were big
and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown. Finally, name  of
baby was  SUM TING LONG ("some thing wrong")


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A lady visited her doctor one morning. Doc said: "You  look so weak and
Exhausted!
Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady: "Doc, I thought you  said 3 males a day!"


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Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master  is bathing.....
When the caller asked "what's he doing?" the maid Replied:
MASTURBATING."(Master  bathing)



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here r some mo


                                           


During a sexual session a girl say to the boyfriend ` you are like a mobile phone` and the guy answered ` I vibrate a lot yea?` No!, says the girl ` when u get into the tunnel you loose network!


                                           


a little boy walks past his parents` bedroom. He stops and look in the keyhole and says to himself  ` and she gets mad at me for sucking my thumb`.


                                                                         


husband was reading a book on the bed with his wife beside . his finger went to tease wife`s p***y. Wife gave him a weak smile and ask `You want sex?` `n, just to wet my finger to turn the page`

                                                                           

-- Edited by BOMBA at 03:01, 2006-11-30

-- Edited by BOMBA at 03:04, 2006-11-30

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