Condom says to Pad "When you work, I lose seven days of business."
Pad  replies, "If you fail to work once, my business  stops for Nine
months!"


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A  camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked: "Why do you have
your boobs on your back?"
The camel responded: "What a silly question from  someone who has a dick
on his face!"


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A  black guy and a white girl met at a niteclub. She took him to her
apartment and said: "Tie  me to the bed and do what black men do
best!"...
So he ran off with the TV and DVD Player...


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Wife: "I wish I was a newspaper, so that you could  hold me every
morning!"
Husband: " Me too, my dear, so that I can have a NEW ONE  every
morning!"


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A Chinese couple got married. When the baby was born,  her eyes were big
and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown. Finally, name  of
baby was  SUM TING LONG ("some thing wrong")


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A lady visited her doctor one morning. Doc said: "You  look so weak and
Exhausted!
Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady: "Doc, I thought you  said 3 males a day!"


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Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master  is bathing.....
When the caller asked "what's he doing?" the maid Replied:
MASTURBATING."(Master  bathing)