A Young Zimbabwean businessman on his first visit to Blantyre
goes to Road House in Lunzu. As he sits there drinking, a young prostitute
comes over to talk to him. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit,
drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and she
gasps and runs away!

Seeing this, an older, more experienced prostitute takes over and tries
to entertain the gentleman. They sit and talk, frolic a little,
giggle a bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and
she screams, "No!" and walks quickly away.

All the prostitutes at the Road House are now so surprised that this
ordinary-looking man has asked for something so outrageous that two of
the girls will have nothing to do with it. The most experienced lady of
the night, Charity, decides she will do whatever it is this man wants.
Charity looks a bit tired, but she has never said no and it doesn't seem likely
that anything would surprise her.

So she goes over to him. They sit and talk, frolic a little, giggle a
bit, drink a bit, and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear and
she screams, "ARE YOU MAD? NO WAY!" smacks him as hard as she can and
literally runs away!

Everyone is now amazed and absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing
like this in all the years the Road House has operated. One of the bouncers
finally decides he has to find out what extraordinary perversion this
young Zimbabwean wants performed. He goes to Charity and asks what it was
that this guy wanted that was so bad. Charity answers, "Can you imagine
that guy asked if he could pay in Zimbabwean Dollars"?