The Deadly Affair

There were three guys standing in line to get into heaven. Just as they
were about to enter, St. Peter stops them and tells them they have room
for only one more person, so the one who died the worst death may
enter.



St. Peter starts off with the first guy and his reply was: "I always
had a
suspicion that my wife was having an affair so I came home early one
day
to find that there was nobody but her. That is until I peered over the
balcony to find a man hanging from the ledge in his boxers. I got so
upset
that I started stomping on his hands but he wouldn't let go. I got a
hammer and started pounding on his fingers, but he wouldn't let go.
Then
finally I went inside and grabbed the fridge and dropped it on top of
him.
After I looked down to see that he was crushed to death, I felt so bad
that I took a shotgun and killed myself."

St Peter says, "that's pretty bad," and asks the second guy how he
died.

The second guy said, "I was getting ready for my workout in the
afternoon
and I always do my aerobic videos in my boxers. Today I somehow slipped
and fell off my balcony. Luckily, there was the balcony on the floor
below
so I held on to the rail. As I was calling for help some lunatic
started
yelling at me and started stomping on my fingers. He brought out a
hammer
and started pounding on my fingers, then he quit and went back inside.
When I thought he was gone I started pulling myself up from the ledge
and
all I could see was a huge refrigerator falling on top of me and I fell
with it 10 flights below, and now I'm here."

St. Peter thinks to himself, 'that's pretty bad..'

The third guy was Bill Clinton!
St. Peter was surprised and said, 'Well Bill, what happened to you?"
Bill
says, "Well, you won't believe it. Picture this, I'm naked inside a
refrigerator..."