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alot of people on this forum dont know the man behind the mask of gule wankulu Ayatollah,when he was young we used to call him salewa,because his head was too big and probably still is,hence the word salewa nkhonya.he never went to a top school as he claims,he never graduated as he claims,he used to pIss like a dog with one leg in the air chifukwa anali wakhunyu and probably still is,no wonder lately he was in hospital for such a long time,i dont talk much about somebodies parents so i will leave the page blank but they were a CLASS ACT.he went to america courtesy of selling mabelo a fodya which belonged to agogo ake,he is a very violent man,he used to fight with his father like cat and dog over nsima,when his father lost his job due to absence and sexist comments towards women they went to live kwa achimoka.


Ayatollah is a rapist,amagulitsa ma satifiketi a msce a feki,he is the reason lucious banda is in jail bless him,he was once pictured in a police magazine for sleeping with his sister,now i know when they say old habits die hard,this man will never change,anakhalako wa yufi,everyone in area 18 knows the guy,his best friend was palikesi,the man is twenty nine but looks fifty because of his shenanigans as a child,all the things he just said about abre are lies,for starters abre is a blantyre lad not lilongwe,he is talking about his own lifestyle,am glad now the scum is coming out of the closet.i know Ayatollah like the back of my palm,he stole my BMX bike to fund his drug and kachaso habits,he is lucky we didnt report him to police.the last i saw of the guy was in south africa working as a parking lot attendant during match days.he wanted to hide when he saw me.what a jerk.


his real name is PK mwale junior,a son of a former government driver,aunti ake anaafa nkudzuka,the whole family paused for photos in the papers,they received celebrity status and publicity,although we found out she just fainted for 24 hours,he comes from a family of drama queens and kings.



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hahahaha! Game this is funny, I remember reading in Police Magazine about this story way back (anafa nkudzuka) I really believed it then.

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game wrote:



 amagulitsa ma satifiketi a msce a feki,he is the reason lucious banda is in jail




akuti this guy who was doing fake msce certificate for Lucius was asking him kuti ma points aziyika bwanji, it went like this:


wa ma certificate: bwana Maths tiyike bwanji


Lucius: 1, English - 1, Biology - 2, Physical Science - 1 wa macertificate akuti ehhh! bwana mupitanazotu ku Chanco zimenezi!!


 



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Ankhaze,


You really had me cracking up, mpako ku Chanco ndi fake MSCE, Ayatollah ali ndi luso. Zimvere ntolo mkulu!



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Listen to this, the guy who faked Lucius's certificate is one of them guys who hang around Chayamba building in blantyre after the scandal broke he is hardly seen bcoz rumour is rife the cops want him for similar offences. The guy is a polytechnic dropout quite smart but the love of money got the better of him. Recently he got married to a big mama in Naperi and swindled her dry of her money, talk of trusting the young ones to take care of your business.


So all of you who have them certificates from chayamba building beware Lucius is beckoning.



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who doesnt love money anyway? people will always do strange things for it. it doesnt matter whether mathanyula olo kupha agogo ako money is sweet man!

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iwe game.............!!!!! kodi njobwezera?

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