Maybe we just need to give him a chance to finish his term, until then we will be able to see if he is really the weakest link! I am not pro Bingu, but the guy deserves a break.

My advice to him is that azizilongosola in terms of pleasing the donors. Good infrastructures come with good relationships.   

firstbendman wrote:

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The best way to deal with the opposition is to work with it.  If I was Bingu, I will work with every MP regardless his/her party.

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Firstbendman, I don’t buy it that you can make a bad public speaker according to your expressions, full of good ideas! But how can the opposition work with the government if they feel betrayed? Let us not forget the relationship between the government and the opposition. It’s like the husband telling the wife that its time to get pregnant, not knowing the kind of child they are going to have, a nincompoop! Maybe they need to sort out their differences first, which is unlikely. Look at South Africa’s DA opposition party headed by a white person, they refute everything in parliament good or bad. The country will be hosting world cup, and this opposition party says that its not good coz the country is unsafe. What kind of silly ideas are those? How about suggesting that security should be tighten before hand. 90% of the people I ask about Bingus development will say; the towns are clean and that there are no Vendaz to mug you. I know there are good things that come with clean Towns, but this can not certainly feed the poor mouths out there. How about constructing good roads everywhere because this can surely attract Foreign Investors and foreign Investors means Job creation and job creation means kutha kwaumphawi and kutha kwa umphawi means going up on the list of the most poorest country in the world!  

Abuhakim M`chawa   

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Damn!!! If wishes were horses.......... then Bing would read  and MAYBE act upon this..... But alas!!!! It's all good though... 

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What are the chances of 'wishes' to be 'horses'? My bet will be zero. But what are the possiblities of somebody with doctoral degree to access the internet and subsequently use search engine? And if this very same person is the president of Malawi, what are the chances of him search Malawi on the net? If this person is doing research on Malawi using search engine, what are the chances of this guy come across Malawiana.net?

In reference to your other postings (Women and Society and Malawi Post Office), what are the chances of a broke ass postal mail sorter (who tampers with other ppls mail with the hope that they will find ill-gotten gains) might have to access malawiana.net comparing to Bingu? So you thought it wise to discuss a mail sorter, who has no access to your postings than discussing Bingu, who has better access to computer (probablely the whole Malawi)?. Dont you think its wise to help Bingu make Malawi a better place first, so that a mail sorter can make enough money and eventually stop tampering with your parcels? Smarter pple will solve problems from the roots to prevent it from recurring. 

Now, after answering the above questions, you will know who is damn. And you will know why some pple (not me) think you belong to the kitchen - I wouldnt let you cook for me, anyways (may be my dog will appreciate your cooking skills).  And you will also know why all along you thought the head of BBC is a woman, when you could verify facts (using the same computer you typed your posting) before sending it to the world. And you will also know where to use the term If wishes were horses.........

I remember during my chamba smoking days, when am high, I used to think everybody amasuta chamba. No wander, you thought I was damn.

Do me a big favour madam, go kill yourself. If you think thats too much of a punishment, go donate your brain. May be somebody can put it to better use - flushing it in the toilet.

Next time, if you think somebody solution is not good, come up with a better solution. The same, if Dr Bingu cant act on my ideas,then he should come up with a better solution. The bottom line is I want better Malawi.  

abre les ojos wrote:

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Oh gosh, this irritating person is back.... I was hoping something awful had happened to you and you had bowed-out for good.

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Freedom of expression thats what you get on malawiana.

firstbendman wrote:

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What are the chances of 'wishes' to be 'horses'? My bet will be zero. But what are the possiblities of somebody with doctoral degree to access the internet and subsequently use search engine? And if this very same person is the president of Malawi, what are the chances of him search Malawi on the net? If this person is doing research on Malawi using search engine, what are the chances of this guy come across Malawiana.net?

In reference to your other postings (Women and Society and Malawi Post Office), what are the chances of a broke ass postal mail sorter (who tampers with other ppls mail with the hope that they will find ill-gotten gains) might have to access malawiana.net comparing to Bingu? So you thought it wise to discuss a mail sorter, who has no access to your postings than discussing Bingu, who has better access to computer (probablely the whole Malawi)?. Dont you think its wise to help Bingu make Malawi a better place first, so that a mail sorter can make enough money and eventually stop tampering with your parcels? Smarter pple will solve problems from the roots to prevent it from recurring. 

Now, after answering the above questions, you will know who is damn. And you will know why some pple (not me) think you belong to the kitchen - I wouldnt let you cook for me, anyways (may be my dog will appreciate your cooking skills).  And you will also know why all along you thought the head of BBC is a woman, when you could verify facts (using the same computer you typed your posting) before sending it to the world. And you will also know where to use the term If wishes were horses.........
-- Edited by firstbendman at 04:36, 2006-09-27

Dont get your your hackles up man!!!! You should have understood both postings before spewing venom. You should know better than to think that i was targetting the mail-sorter who by your standards, is a broke ass so and so. The postings were for pple who send parcels to Mw and from your views, it's clear you dont give a hoot whether goods are lost or stolen and i should check myself cos i dont see the point of responding to you. Read  and understand first before you click 'submit post' PLEASE!!!!

As to my cooking, am afraid i wouldn't even dream of cooking for you cos you just dont qualify. Your dog might cos it knows who the master is.  Plus i wouldn't cook simply because i DONT!!!!

I now wonder if you and that step-father rapist aint brothers!!!! If wishes were horses, beggars would ride........just incase you were wondering where this comes from!!!! UNDERSTANDING isn't that easy i know but will let you off.

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YTP wrote:

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Dont get your your hackles up man!!!! You should have understood both postings before spewing venom. You should know better than to think that i was targetting the mail-sorter who by your standards, is a broke ass so and so. The postings were for pple who send parcels to Mw and from your views, it's clear you dont give a hoot whether goods are lost or stolen and i should check myself cos i dont see the point of responding to you. Read  and understand first before you click 'submit post' PLEASE!!!!

As to my cooking, am afraid i wouldn't even dream of cooking for you cos you just dont qualify. Your dog might cos it knows who the master is.  Plus i wouldn't cook simply because i DONT!!!!

I now wonder if you and that step-father rapist aint brothers!!!! If wishes were horses, beggars would ride........just incase you were wondering where this comes from!!!! UNDERSTANDING isn't that easy i know but will let you off.

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Dear Madam Chikopa

I hate to deal with pple like you, who cannot understand simple facts. While governments and organizations like UNICEF are busy trying to eradicate ignorance, and when you think the population of mbuli is lessening, balamathu!!! iyo mbuli ina idza moyelamo. Ili kukamwa nyindu, iyenda tang'atang'a monyada ngati namwali wachigololo.

Let me refresh your damn mind first. Carefully read what you wrote here, because it seems you cannot understand your own writing. I understood your posting. Its not mind cracking.

I have recentry found that goods sent from overseas to Mw tend to be tampered with and its common to find one or two items missing if at all they get to the destined recipient. Dont or cant we have better measures to safeguard this? One once tried sending goods to a church thinking that was a safe altenative but no-one knows who received them! What do you think?

The first part, youre describing the problem and the last part youre talking of your futile solution. Coming to your question - This is ambiguous question and it has different answers.  Youre trying to find the solution to the problem. Who can best tackle this problem? The victim or post office? Here, the best way out for the victim is to use other couriers and pay more (temporary solution). Post office itself has permanent solution. Most members of this forum are agreeing that the solution is with post office. We cannot talk about post office, without talking of main culprit - broke ass mail sorter. 

By the way, what did you send that should make us have sleepless night? Dothi la ku UK? Bull*****.

This is just stupid tactics. The main thing is: can Bingu visit Malawiana? And the answer is yes.

As to my cooking, am afraid i wouldn't even dream of cooking for you cos you just dont qualify. Your dog might cos it knows who the master is.  Plus i wouldn't cook simply because i DONT!!!!

If its my dog then am its master, so will take my commands. If its full it wont eat anyways.

I now wonder if you and that step-father rapist aint brothers!!!! If wishes were horses, beggars would ride........just incase you were wondering where this comes from!!!! UNDERSTANDING isn't that easy i know but will let you off.

This say implies to impossibles. Its very possible for Bingu to visit malawiana. Mwinanso pano akuyangana zithunzi. Therefore it is irrelevant.

firstbendman wrote:

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And who told you that I wanna talk to Bingu seriously? I want him to change malawi for the better and I feel this is the only way I can communicate with him. Am living my american dream right now and I dont need him that much. Sorry!!!

If you can see me winking in dark, am pretty sure Bingu can also see me winking in the same darkness.

I wonder what the proper channel of communicating with Bingu. Fly to Malawi, book an appointment and wait 6 months. Anyway, forget it. I will use malawiana.

If you think we are winking in the dark, then what are you here for? Its funny that you just come here to wink in the dark,go eat,shi***, and come back to wink in the dark again. What are you trying to achieve? sister.
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Wow!!!!!! That was one helluva posting!!!!! Thanks for your time bro. As to what am doing here, same as you in a way i guess but i target the malawiana forum pple and not Bingu who doesn't even give a toss about your posting. And who certainly wont respond to you for crying out loud!! Please dont put 'we' in winking in the dark because so far it's you who has the desire for Bingu to read your posting. You know the many ways of communication but  sensible people use the effective methods if i wink, i always make sure there's light so that you can see me and contribute constructively.

 Thank goodness you weren't serious in your posting!!!!! But you sure do contradict yourself brother!!! One minute you are addressing Bingu and the next you dont want him to do a thing, lastly you admit you want him to change!!!!And pliz don't apologise; am getting your opinions so it doesn't matter one bit cos it's how you feel. Most of us find power in swearing but how effective is it??  Hoping that you've seen the light and your next posting will be more constructive and i can do something from it. Talk to me about survival in the US/UK and not how Bingu was dressed yesterday!!!! metapholically speaking of-course!!!!!!

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Wow!!!!!! That was one helluva posting!!!!! Thanks for your time bro. As to what am doing here, same as you in a way i guess but i target the malawiana forum pple and not Bingu who doesn't even give a toss about your posting. And who certainly wont respond to you for crying out loud!! Please dont put 'we' in winking in the dark because so far it's you who has the desire for Bingu to read your posting. You know the many ways of communication but  sensible people use the effective methods if i wink, i always make sure there's light so that you can see me and contribute constructively.

 Thank goodness you weren't serious in your posting!!!!! But you sure do contradict yourself brother!!! One minute you are addressing Bingu and the next you dont want him to do a thing, lastly you admit you want him to change!!!!And pliz don't apologise; am getting your opinions so it doesn't matter one bit cos it's how you feel. Most of us find power in swearing but how effective is it??  Hoping that you've seen the light and your next posting will be more constructive and i can do something from it. Talk to me about survival in the US/UK and not how Bingu was dressed yesterday!!!! metapholically speaking of-course!!!!!!

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Madam Chikopa,

Here we go again confused madam. I wish you could take a little bit time and check what you write. To me you sound like one confused b*****.

I think youre suffering from 'contradictmasis' diseases, because every statement you say, contract the other or the one you gonna say in the future. You have been severely hit by this disease and its making you think everyone is suffering from it.

1. Lets start here:

Thank goodness you weren't serious in your posting!!!!! But you sure do contradict yourself brother!!! One minute you are addressing Bingu and the next you dont want him to do a thing, lastly you admit you want him to change!!!!:biggrin

-Yes, I admit addressing Bingu.

-In my communique to Bingu, I said I wanted him to change. I gave some of 'to do list' to help him achieve the goals.

-I dont see where I wrote that I dont what him do anything. You have the honor to show me. This is what I wrote:

And who told you that I wanna talk to Bingu seriously? I want him to change malawi for the better and I feel this is the only way I can communicate with him. Am living my american dream right now and I dont need him that much. Sorry!!!

-I deny want to talk to Bingu seriously. And I underlined the word seriously even in my previous posting. "Seriously' is the key, Madam 

-'I dont need him that much' doesnt mean I dont need him. The word 'much' is the key here.

 Dont rush into conclusion. I dont see the contradiction anywhere.

2. Let me show you what 'contradictmasis' diseases do. Few days ago you said that 'addressing malawiana is as good as talking in your sleep. Why are you winking in the dark??' And now youre coming with this story (focus on underlined statement):

Wow!!!!!! That was one helluva posting!!!!! Thanks for your time bro. As to what am doing here, same as you in a way i guess but i target the malawiana forum pple ..........You know the many ways of communication but  sensible people use the effective methods

Assuming you know the meanings of the terms 'talking in your sleep and winking in the dark', I wonder how you reach your target audience. So, I disagree with you, because my posting are just pass-on, so the target can be anybody who is interested. And on this particular topic, my target was Bingu.

.....and not Bingu who doesn't even give a toss about your posting. And who certainly wont respond to you for crying out loud!! Please dont put 'we' in winking in the dark because so far it's you who has the desire for Bingu to read your posting.

How will Bingu know that there is a posting on Malawiana that he need not give a 'toss' (whatever it means), without reading it? And does it really need Bingu to respond in writing to show the world that he read my posting? I remember couple days ago, you wrote a posting title 'OPENING FOREIGN CURRENCY DENOMINATED ACCOUNTS' and for days, nobody responded to it (I assume you forgot to turn on the lights on it) until I decided to help out, but your response was: 

...Thanks for your response but i've obtained the info i wanted only the dude himself is gonna bring the application forms next time he visits again.....

My guess is that this dude heard you crying out loud and responded, without coming on this forum. I guess this is the same way Bingu will respond to me. Thanks for bringing the answers.

You know the many ways of communication but  sensible people use the effective methods if i wink, i always make sure there's light so that you can see me and contribute constructively.

I really want to know the most effective method of communicating with Bingu other than the one I chose. Pls help me.

Talk to me about survival in the US/UK and not how Bingu was dressed yesterday!!!! metapholically speaking of-course!!!!!!

Sorry, but I chose my own topics. If you wanna talk of survival thats cool with me, but I wont tell you what to write.